Can You Make Tom Cruise Seem Normal?

Tom Cruise, formerly the biggest movie star in the world, is certifiable. Problem is, the whole world now knows it. So with his whole career at stake, Cruise has embarked one of the largest PR operations in history--call it the "full Oprah"--in order to prove he's normal. But Tom needs your help. Can you give him the correct answers to Oprah's questions? The questions may be softball, but one wrong answer, and he'll be lucky to get second billing after Shelley Long and Timothy Hutton again.