Can You Save Tom Cruise's Career?

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Lots of people think Tom Cruise is a nut-job. So, with a huge movie opening and his whole career at stake, the actor has embarked on one of the largest PR operations in history--call it the "full Oprah"--in order to prove he's normal. But Tom needs your help. Can you give him the correct answers to Oprah's questions? The questions may be softball, but one wrong answer, and he'll be lucky to get second billing after Shelley Long and Timothy Hutton again!

1

"When did you know you were in love with Katie?"
- The first second I laid eyes on her. It was just magic.
- Who? Oh, right. Katie. Yeah. Um, I think it was February.
- When I saw her endorsement on the back of the check.
2

"You were at Suri's birth, but Joan Rivers asks if you were there at the conception."
- I was. It was a magic night. Just magic.
- My lawyer has advised me not to answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
- Absolutely! I was in the next room the whole time.
3

"Tell me what you were feeling when you first saw Suri."
- Magic. That's the only word for it. Just magic.
- At last! My career is saved!
- Okay, I'll hold the damn baby, just cover that thing up!
4

"If Brooke Shields was with us right now, what would you say to her?"
- Brooke, you're magic, just magic. And the way you dealt with postpartum depression, that was magic too.
- Was Christopher Atkins really naked or did he use a body-double too?
- All hail Xenu! Just say no! What do you mean you won't hook yourself up to the E-meter?!
5

"What's your favorite thing to do with little Suri?"
- Share her magic. She fills the room with it.
- Who? Oh, right. Suri. Uh, read stories. Which ones? Oh, you know, all of them.
- Hang her off balconies like Michael Jackson does with his kid.
6

"What do you say to people who say your marriage to Katie is sham?"
- They don't understand magic. Because it's just magic.
- They can't handle the truth!
- How did you know? It's because Katie's not as good an actress as Nicole or Mimi, isn't it?

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Can You Save Tom Cruise's Career?

"When did you know you were in love with Katie?"

"You were at Suri's birth, but Joan Rivers asks if you were there at the conception."

"Tell me what you were feeling when you first saw Suri."

"If Brooke Shields was with us right now, what would you say to her?"

"What's your favorite thing to do with little Suri?"

"What do you say to people who say your marriage to Katie is sham?"

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