Do You Believe In Gosh??? (take it please)

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Im back again y'all. If you like the comedic personality quizzes then you'll love this. Its a quiz all from Mitch Hedberg. Here there is a joke that comes with one of his three albums. This quiz will determine which album is for you. Pick one and have fun.

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- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".
- You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob" right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn." They should call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "Mitch." But then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together
- I'm an ice sculptor - last night I made a cube.
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- If you have dentures, don't use artificial sweetener, cause you'll get a fake cavity.
- On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'
- I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but I can say that there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this hotel "Something...Tree", so they had a meeting; it was quite short. "How 'bout Tree?" "No, Double Tree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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- My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'"
- A fly was very close to being called a "land," cause that's what they do half the time.
- See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. “Sir, you forgot this!” “No, I did not. That is for ‘sale’. Please alphabetize ‘it’
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- I can read minds but, it's pointless cause I'm illiterate. I'd know what you were thinking, if I could read.
- I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
- I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work.
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- I didn’t go to college but if I did I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant 'cause “The customer’s always right.”
- That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you grabbed two magical wands instead of drumsticks. You're pounding out the beat "1-2-3-4 Oh sh!t, my Bass Player's now a can of soup... Sorry Rick, I mean Cream of Mushroom!"
- I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here.

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