YO MAMMA JOKES(PART TWO)

1)Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
2)Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
3)Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
4)Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
5)Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
6)Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please