Weird Personality Test

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1

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
- 1-2
- 3 or more
- Hardly once a week
2

You're walking along a yellow brick road and all of a sudden you trip.
- "Shitt!"
- "Fck!"
- No I don't.
3

You get up, dust yourself off and...
- Look around to see what tripped me
- Keep going
- Cuss more
4

Regardless of your last response, you end up noticing what tripped you. It was...
- My own two feet
- A flattened raccoon that had been run over and pulled to the side of the road
- A banana peel
5

After that information had been noted, you continue on with your walk, but you find the yellow path has been whiped away by an odd-looking, broom-nosed dog! You...
- Drown in a feeling of hopelessness and start to cry
- Worry a little, but keep walking forward, however aimlessly
- Kill the dumb dog, I needed that road to get back home!
6

Whichever your choice, the dog falls over next to you and dies of old age. You...
- Kick it's corpse out of your way
- You don't have a shovel, but you honorably decide bury it under a pile of leaves
- Keep walking. Poor dog. Ew.
7

Before you get much farther from the dog's corpse, a whole tribe of mutant, half-broom dogs attacks you. You...
- Fight back.
- Run for your life
- What the heck? 'Mutant half-boom dogs'???
8

Too late! They're all over the place! They capture you and bring you to their cave and present you to a very unhappy king who accuses you of murdering the old dog that sweeped away the path! You...
- Defend yourself, "My actions were justified! That dog took away my only way to get home!"
- Plead guilty, yelling the unlikely scenario of the dog suddenly falling lifeless at your feet.
- What the heck?????
9

Unconvinced, the broom/dog jury chants your fate, "A life for a life! A life for a life! Kill the human!" Worried, you...
- Dart your eyes around the cave searching for an escape
- Franticly yell threats at them. They can't do this to you!
- Start to jack off. If these are your last few moments, you want them to be enjoyable (lol)
10

The broom/dogs make their decision to kill and eat you when all of a sudden a part-cat part-mop races past, followed by a mop/dog. They quickly loose interest and join the chase, leaving you alone.
- That was weird... you find your way outside and begin aimlessly walking through the forest again
- You run out, recruit a couple of people, and go back inside to catch the odd talking animals and sell them for a million bucks on ebay
- You run outside and try and find your way back home
11

You end up in a mental institute for eight more years because no one believes your wild story. Do you live happily ever after?
- No, not if I'm in one of those places for that long!
- Sure, why not.
- Kind of, but you wish you never told anyone
12

Are you glad that is over?
- Yes, it was stupid
- No, it was fun
- lol jack off

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Weird Personality Test

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

You're walking along a yellow brick road and all of a sudden you trip.

You get up, dust yourself off and...

Regardless of your last response, you end up noticing what tripped you. It was...

After that information had been noted, you continue on with your walk, but you find the yellow path has been whiped away by an odd-looking, broom-nosed dog! You...

Whichever your choice, the dog falls over next to you and dies of old age. You...

Before you get much farther from the dog's corpse, a whole tribe of mutant, half-broom dogs attacks you. You...

Too late! They're all over the place! They capture you and bring you to their cave and present you to a very unhappy king who accuses you of murdering the old dog that sweeped away the path! You...

Unconvinced, the broom/dog jury chants your fate, "A life for a life! A life for a life! Kill the human!" Worried, you...

The broom/dogs make their decision to kill and eat you when all of a sudden a part-cat part-mop races past, followed by a mop/dog. They quickly loose interest and join the chase, leaving you alone.

You end up in a mental institute for eight more years because no one believes your wild story. Do you live happily ever after?

Are you glad that is over?

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