U wake up one Sunday morning.Ur alarmclock is dead hence U threw a water balloon at it.U go to the Kitchen grab a box of FL and eat as U jog to the mall.When U enter the mall its snowin&you wonder why. Suddenly a Penguin on a sleigh runs past U and the mall doors. With ur FL you see em hangin from a random clif U never saw in your life,U run&grab his arm&try to pull em in. But sadly he throws up on U, causing U to let go. Next day the press issues a story,U killed a 2yr penguin. U open......