1 Question Impossible Quiz

If it is the third Sunday in the month of April of 2009 and a giant chili dog fles down and eats your best friend while you and he were discussing pornstars, what would you have to do to get him out?

• Fly after the chilidog and slay it with mustard.
• Fly after the chilidog and slay it with ketchup.
• Shove a wooden spatula thru it's utaris.
• Play Guitar Hero.
• Play Rock Band
• Call a flying plate of chili fries and ask them to slay it.
• Engage the monster in MORTAL COOOOOOOOMBAT!!
• Pour truck driver's buttcrackk juice on it and watch it melt. 10-4 good buddy!!
• Add more hotsauce on your volcano taco from Taco Bell and feed it to him.
• Let me sing to him.
• Shoot it.
• Flush.