LantisJournal User Test

Your team walks into a bar. You...

• Smile, say hi, and casually finger the C4 in your pocket.
• admire the aesthetics of the place. It seems, you know, -friendly-. This shouldn't take too long, and after maybe you can have a few beers with the boys if you know what I mean.
• Notice that some of these guys have kids and should probably be at home. After you take care of business your fists should probably have a few words with them.
• Talk peacefully and have a few drinks, exchange information about local customs. Later once you're good and boozed though, you might have to punch somebody.
• Blend into the shadows and stay invisible until needed. Your stealth is your best skill, followed by your wicked fighting abilities and technical know-how.
• Grin, chat up the locals and use some of that awesome slang you've picked up from watching The OC and re-runs of 90210. You're so hip! And manly!
• Notice that one woman has a particularly sparkly thong on. Maybe you can be pen pals, or form a book club!
• Know instantly that you are smarter than everyone else in the room. Honestly, do they even have running water? Oh god, you're hungry.
• Know instantly that you are smarter than everyone else in the room, but act cool about it. You just throw out the odd comment to prove your smarts in the middle of casual conversation.
• Make some pop-cult references that go over everyone's heads. Jeez, how come no one gets it? And why are they looking at you funny?
• Make friends and hand out some friendly advice before starting a dance contest. This place needs to see some action!
• Ask them politely to take you to their leader.