LantisJournal User Test - Extended!

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When you transport a large body of nerds to a different galaxy, you have to expect that they’ll miss some of the comforts of home. So obviously Rodney set up a local AtlantisNet pretty quickly. And a large portion of space was dedicated to various in-city net programs, including the bane of Rodney’s existence: LantisJournal.

1

Your team walks into a bar. You...
- Smile, say hi, and casually finger the C4 in your pocket.
- Admire the aesthetics of the place. It seems, you know, friendly. This shouldn't take too long, and maybe after you can have a few beers with the boys if you know what I mean.
- Notice that some of these guys have kids and should probably be at home. After you take care of business your fists should probably have a few words with them.
- Talk peacefully and have a few drinks, exchange information about local customs. Later once you're good and boozed though, you might have to punch somebody.
- Blend into the shadows and stay invisible until needed. Your stealth is your best skill, followed by your wicked fighting abilities and technical know-how.
- Grin, chat up the locals, and use some of that slang you've picked up from watching The OC and re-runs of 90210. You're so hip! And manly!
- Notice that one woman has a particularly sparkly thong on. Maybe you can be pen pals, or form a book club!
- Know instantly that you are smarter than everyone else in the room. Honestly, do they even have running water? Oh god, you're hungry.
- Know instantly that you are smarter than everyone else in the room, but are cool about it. You just throw out the odd comment to prove your smarts in the middle of casual conversation.
- Make some pop-cult references that go over everyone's heads. Jeez, how come no one gets it? And why are they looking at you funny?
- Make friends and hand out some friendly advice before starting a dance contest. This place needs to see some action!
- Ask them politely to take you to their leader.
2

Why did you decide to go to Atlantis?
- You didn't. You were unconscious at the time.
- Standard rotation. You couldn't say no!
- Ehh. Why not. It seemed like it might not suck. And there's just something about that technology…
- A chance to blow things up in another galaxy? Awesome! Also, you follow your orders. Mostly.
- You had the gene, you had your orders. You went.
- Elizabeth would have been disappointed if you said no. Anyway, how bad could it be?
- New galaxy? New technology? Fantastic chance to make new discoveries and finally show people that they were wrong, wrong, so very wrong about their so-called 'scientific theories'? Why wouldn't you go? Also, it makes you look really hot to certain kinds of women. Maybe.
- The SGC was great, but there were so many people wanting your attention all the time. A smaller expedition would be great for a change. And you've heard interesting things about the way the city looks.
- Why are you asking me these questions? Pass me some interesting technology.
- It seemed like the best next step for your career, and you were intrigued by the possibilities and potential.
- It seemed like a safe place at the time. And it's not like you had anywhere else to go.
- Your government requested covert surveillance of the mission. You took the most obvious job and keep an eye on everything. No one notices.
3

Marry, sleep with, or throw off a cliff: Rodney, John or Teyla?
- I don't think this is an appropriate question. Although I would certainly be willing to consider intimate relations with any of them, were it viable.
- Marry Teyla, if she'd let me. Sleep with Sheppard. Thought about throwing McKay off a cliff about five times last week.
- I do not understand these questions. Is this some kind of cultural test?
- Marry Teyla! She's awesome! My grandparents would love her. Sleep with Sheppard, but only if we're actually sleeping! Throw Dr. McKay off a cliff! Sorry Dr. McKay! I'm just kidding around!
- Marry Teyla, of course, in a legal civil ceremony. We can share our love of books and tales of vampires! Sleep with Rodney (yes, Rodney, I am being serious). Is Colonel Sheppard wearing a personal shield? Otherwise, throwing him off a cliff is irresponsible.
- Technically, I've already slept with Rodney, which was…disturbing.
- Marry McKay (in his home country), sleep with Sheppard and Teyla (already done). Throwing anyone off a cliff isn't exactly good for morale.
- What? Someone might want to throw m—Rodney off a cliff? That brilliant mind? What kind of people are you? Also, marry Teyla and sleep with John (possibly frequently, but not while married to Teyla).
- Is Ancient technology forcing this decision? Otherwise, please leave me alone.
- Uh. Marry Sheppard (if I don't, his feelings might get hurt, and he is my CO). Sleep with Teyla. Sorry, Dr. McKay.
- Marry Rodney (we can!). Sleep with Teyla. Sorry, Colonel, but you lack stealth. Even your hair is unstealthy.
- Um. Am I allowed to do any of that? Maybe marrying Teyla, I guess. That's allowed. Not that I really care. Can I just fly a 'jumper now? Ooooh, and is that a shiny new weapon?
4

You come across a rough hewn table in a new wing you're exploring. What do you do?
- Burn it. You're cold. It's because you keep forgetting to wear shirts with sleeves.
- Hey! It's a table! That's not much good for anything you care about, but Dr. McKay might like it for doing…science stuff.
- Is the table 22 feet long? If so, you're dancing on it.
- You realize that it would look so much nicer with a slightly sparkling tablecloth on it. Something understated, but elegant.
- Designate it for use in the largest meeting room. It's the perfect size, and the slight roughness will keep any foreign negotiators a little off-balance.
- Keep on walking.
- Table? What table? Oh, that thing underneath all those pieces of Ancient technology?
- Exploring an outer wing of the city? Do you look like you have time for that? Please, that's the kind of work your minions do, at least until they find something that's worthy of your time and effort.
- Ignore it. Tables are uninteresting and are not portable should you have to abruptly leave your home.
- Smile and realise you've been here before after all. Several times (and not alone). In fact, you know that table pretty damn well, although you're not going to tell anyone why.
- Is the table stealthy and painted black? If not, you don't care.
- Unless the table is sterile, you can't get too excited about it.
5

Surprise! The mess is serving mystery meat! You don't know what it is. Why?
- You don't care. It's free food. You're hungry.
- You actually do know what it is, but only because you were watching the cooks when they prepared it. They didn't see you, though.
- You're afraid to ask. Some things are better off just avoided.
- You didn't even make it to dinner tonight, being tied-up off-world.
- If you ask the kitchen staff what it is, they might worry you don't think they are doing their job well. Sometimes it's better to graciously take what is offered.
- You are unfamiliar with the food these Earth people consume. This is simply another such situation.
- You were going to ask what it was (while it was still on P3X-145), but instead you decided to blow it up.
- The food is always great! You don't need to know what it is!
- You are contemplating becoming a vegetarian. Tonight. This very instant.
- Please. As if you'd admit to the lowly kitchen staff that you don't know what they've cooked. Sometimes you think they cook obscure dishes just to spite you, no matter what some people say about that paranoia. Anyway, who cares? It tastes good, and if they kill you, you're going to haunt them.
- Tonight you've got a date with the rough hewn table and physics_god. You don't have time for questions about food, or being picky. You just need protein for energy! Plus, it looks really aesthetically pleasing, set out on your plate (you suspect the kitchen staff always make extra effort for you).
- Is this that thing from P3X-145? Awesome!
6

It's that time of the month!
- Daedalus shipments are never as exciting for you as for the others. You can't even order contraband or anything fun because someone might see it on the manifest.
- You hand the paper work off to someone else, take your chocolate from the Daedalus and see if Rodney's free.
- It is extremely convenient to have goods delivered to you on a regular basis, though you feel vaguely guilty about not trading for them.
- Sweet. More snacks.
- Excellent, your top secret transmission from your government will be hidden in Dr. McKay's shipment. He never notices when you take it. Obviously.
- You hope desperately that no one opened your package, the one you got to share with Stackhouse. Maybe if they did you can claim it was a mistake...
- Oh, lovely! The latest Lyndsay Sands novel! And some lovely underthings!
- For the last time, I am incapable of menstruation!
- Heh. That time of the month comment never fails.
- The usual necessities and some bonus file cds full of music from Teal'c. That man knows his salsa dancing.
- Great. More paper work.
- Hey cool! Proximity mines!
7

Your favourite LantisJournal community is...
- Honestly? Anon_advice. It cuts down on long, boring meetings.
- Deadlycuddly_offworld, hands down! Remember when we blew up that thing from P3X-145? Oh, man! That was great!
- Hair_care, though obviously you know more about it than any of the other members. You try your best to help out.
- Lantis_wank is always good for a laugh when you are not busy working.
- The communities are moderately appealing, but you honestly prefer long, detailed comment threads with a close friends in locked posts on your personal journal.
- Classified_information! It's amazing what you can find on there anonymously!
- Guns_and_me. It really helped boost your image after the incident that shall not be named.
- Ninja_love. I can't tell you anything else about it. Sorry.
- In the past I was quite pleased with pegasus_encounters until it was hijaked for entirely inappropriate and ill-humoured purposes.
- Baby_care.
- Flaming_you. I mean! Uh! I-- technicians?
- Melting_pot! It's a great place to get ideas for new recipes and everyone is really friendly!!

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LantisJournal User Test - Extended!

Your team walks into a bar. You...

Why did you decide to go to Atlantis?

Marry, sleep with, or throw off a cliff: Rodney, John or Teyla?

You come across a rough hewn table in a new wing you're exploring. What do you do?

Surprise! The mess is serving mystery meat! You don't know what it is. Why?

It's that time of the month!

Your favourite LantisJournal community is...

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