Worst Pickup Line Ever?
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What about: [placing wet finger on shoulder] "Let's get out of these wet clothes."
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lol, that was funny! i've had tht done to me lol
lol, that was funny! i've had tht done to me lol
u stole all those from fresh prince
and the best one is if i said u had a nice body would u hold it aginst me
i have one "if beauty was a tree u would be a forest"
lol, you got some of those pickup lines from country songs, don't think u can fool me...... ;D
whats your sing is pretty bad! i think if you asked me that i would say it is stop! lol but good thing you didnt i love you baby
hahalol
lol nice, thats pretty stupid too
I have to admit, the theif one is kind of cute. No one uses pick up lines anymore, so they are almost kind of stupidly funny when someone does.
lol. that is bad. lol.
the one someone made up:HIM: "hey baby, did it hurt?"
"When i kicked u in that balls, humm i dunno, but i can refresh your memory..." :p i really like that one. i would so say that. (not like anyone would hit on me) :'(
wow. that really is the worst pickup line ever. lmao. i would probably punch someone if they ever said that to me..>.
him to my friend:(raining) we should go to my place and slip out of these clothes.
my friend:i've gotta get home so let my help you now. (she pantsed him in front of all his friends, and he was wearing spiderman briefs!)
Ok, alot of them were corny, but I think its nuts to say you love someone you just saw, and you dont even know their name!
yuck
haha i liked that quiz
All those ware soooooooo corny
Dang, hippyhappygirl10 , if a guy said that to me, I'd .......
... Oh, he'd regret it, the sicko.
I should try that. that would be fuggin awesome.
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lildaria 05-17-2008 at 9:36 PMlol i couldnt help but laugh at those pick up lines!!
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cades_hell_angel 05-21-2008 at 9:30 AM2 of the craziest pick-up lines I've heard: You must be a ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you!...or your mama musta been a terrorist, cuz you da bomb!!!
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Zack1383434 05-21-2008 at 7:43 PMThe great body 1 is good I never heard that 1 before
lol
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Cup_Cake_Princess 06-16-2008 at 10:21 PMmy personal favorite... if you were part of a volcano youd be the lava cuz ur HOT!!!!
but thats just me... CUPCAKE!
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yellabonebaby_312 06-18-2008 at 10:35 PM"r u jamaican cuz ur jamaican me crazy" funny things is im part jamaican so i just say thnx or u shud c a specialist about tht haha depends my mood
what does that mean?
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kadira 07-01-2008 at 3:43 PMlolz funny
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kadira 07-01-2008 at 3:43 PMlolz funny
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kittykitty27 07-03-2008 at 4:12 PM1. Say ur name 10x
2. Say ur mom's name 5x
3. Say ur crushes name 3x
4. then paste this to 4 other quizs, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might
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AnGeL_GuRl 07-08-2008 at 3:12 PM1. Say ur name 10x
2. Say ur mom's name 5x
3. Say ur crushes name 3x
4. then paste this to 4 other quizs, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might
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mistyday 08-07-2008 at 8:59 AMsadly, i've heard everyone of these. the jamacian one was the stupidest
do you wash your clothes in windex? cause i can see myself in your pants
Worst pick up line i ever heard has got 2 b:
"Hey I'm new in town. Can u give me directions 2 ur apartment?"
Sum1 actually said this and I couldn't stop myself frm slapping him!
or another one would be "are you from tennesee cuz your the only 10 i see" lolz
lol the Jamaican one annoys the crap out of me
sicko
GOD!!!! I hate the stupid Jamaican one, the "Running through my mind" one, & the CRP one. THEY R TERRIBLE!!!!!
haha love it... i've got piles of these things saved everywhere....
LOL
how about "ma'am I'm gonna have to arrest you b/c you've stolen the stars and put thm in your eyes."
love it
good one!
that one is really sweet.
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Phil 07-15-2007 at 10:15 AMWhat about I love every bone in your including mine. thts a crowd plzer
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Jodie8153 05-31-2008 at 10:18 AMlol!!
ok that one is so bad
OmG!
lol
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morgan 07-16-2007 at 6:57 PMhaha what im wonderin is how many ppl actually use those??
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morgan 07-16-2007 at 6:58 PMwhat about:
"r u from tennesee? cause ur the only ten i see!"
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mskool 07-31-2007 at 10:56 PMI am 4rm TN
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Brianna 08-20-2007 at 7:53 PMThat's from Hannah montana!
that IS from hannah montana
Hannah Montanna? What are you, Gay?!
thats from hannah montana smart one. if ur gonna copy it at least give them credit
that is ha-larious
omg-that is from Hannah Montana-USE UR ON PICKUP LINES
HANNAH MONTANA! THIEF!
Man u guys r cracking me up, i heard this waaay before hannah montana was on the air. The show stole it from someone else!
that was around loooooooooong before Hannah Montana was even thought of.
hah theres nothing wrong with that show
i love jackson and rico they make that show good
hah theres nothing wrong with that show
i love jackson and rico they make that show good
hah theres nothing wrong with that show
i love jackson and rico they make that show good
That is NOT from hannah montana. hannah montana got that from somewhere else. I know that because my uncle used 2 say it before that dumb show even came out!
you got that tennesee from hannah montana
you got that tennesee from hannah montana
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polochic 06-04-2008 at 9:02 PMif u like them then u reply; then i guess we make the perfect 20
who gets quotes from hannah montana??? u must be gay, or 4yrs old
yah really r u sure ur old enough 2 b on this site????? (: (
yah really r u sure ur old enough 2 b on this site????? (: (
LAME
the sad thing is that all of you knew it was from hannah montana
It's even funnier when you have comebacks like...
After they say,
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together."
Your comeback: "Well if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together!"
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Katie 08-02-2007 at 9:53 PMI've said tht b4!!!! lol coolness
oh that's SO funny! I wish I could use that! But no one hits on me and why should they? LOL jk
i tried that and the guy said i'd love too f u but it's still worth a try
that is a really good one.cool!
Or to "what's your sign", say "do not enter"
been there said that
its funny tho
been there said that
i got the same reaction
lol
thats cool!!!!!
thats funny i should say that but give you credit of course
nice one!!!!! lmao
that R-O-C-K-T ,XD
actually you could say "i would keep it the same, with n and o together"
heyy.. "n" and "o" are together
i love that!!
haha i love the f and u thing. and the n and o thing to lol
omg that one is AWEZOME!!!!!!
How about "You must be one hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."
Comeback "You can take it back, it's not worth any thing anyway."
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GHGHKGHK 07-07-2008 at 6:42 PMheh heh dude nice. lol
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GHGHKGHK 07-07-2008 at 6:42 PMheh heh dude nice. lol
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angel_cowgirl 07-20-2007 at 1:34 PMhaha! that's really funny
Haha nice :)
Omg this pick up line was used on me it was pretty funny
Baby are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you... Lol