Worst Pickup Line Ever?

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  • Calyxxa 03-28-2007 at 7:34 PM

    What about: [placing wet finger on shoulder] "Let's get out of these wet clothes."

  • KittyKatKaren97 08-23-2007 at 8:04 PM

    hidden

  • motherfoundthis 09-29-2007 at 9:08 PM

    lol, that was funny! i've had tht done to me lol

  • motherfoundthis 09-29-2007 at 9:08 PM

    lol, that was funny! i've had tht done to me lol

  • faubio24 10-12-2007 at 10:05 PM

    u stole all those from fresh prince
    and the best one is if i said u had a nice body would u hold it aginst me
    i have one "if beauty was a tree u would be a forest"

  • megara18 10-17-2007 at 9:30 PM

    lol, you got some of those pickup lines from country songs, don't think u can fool me...... ;D

  • xomadiannexo 10-20-2007 at 11:30 AM

    whats your sing is pretty bad! i think if you asked me that i would say it is stop! lol but good thing you didnt i love you baby

  • Takingaquiz 10-26-2007 at 7:57 PM

    hahalol

  • only1asian 10-29-2007 at 9:28 PM

    lol nice, thats pretty stupid too

  • Kessilari 11-01-2007 at 11:23 PM

    I have to admit, the theif one is kind of cute. No one uses pick up lines anymore, so they are almost kind of stupidly funny when someone does.

  • Animecatlady 11-04-2007 at 8:11 PM

    lol. that is bad. lol.

  • punkbaybeface 11-20-2007 at 5:13 PM

    the one someone made up:HIM: "hey baby, did it hurt?"
    "When i kicked u in that balls, humm i dunno, but i can refresh your memory..." :p i really like that one. i would so say that. (not like anyone would hit on me) :'(

  • fngoodie2shoes 11-22-2007 at 1:52 PM

    wow. that really is the worst pickup line ever. lmao. i would probably punch someone if they ever said that to me..>.

  • eagleharbourgal 11-24-2007 at 5:42 PM

    him to my friend:(raining) we should go to my place and slip out of these clothes.
    my friend:i've gotta get home so let my help you now. (she pantsed him in front of all his friends, and he was wearing spiderman briefs!)

  • iLuvFlyCB 11-29-2007 at 7:57 PM

    Ok, alot of them were corny, but I think its nuts to say you love someone you just saw, and you dont even know their name!

  • parahanfan101 12-25-2007 at 11:04 PM

    yuck

  • xxxLoVeRoXxxx 02-07-2008 at 6:27 PM

    haha i liked that quiz

  • Taske 02-17-2008 at 2:13 AM

    All those ware soooooooo corny

  • MoonWater 05-13-2008 at 11:15 AM

    Dang, hippyhappygirl10 , if a guy said that to me, I'd .......

    ... Oh, he'd regret it, the sicko.

  • 366095960 05-14-2008 at 5:50 PM

    I should try that. that would be fuggin awesome.

  • lildaria 05-17-2008 at 9:36 PM

    lol i couldnt help but laugh at those pick up lines!!

  • cades_hell_angel 05-21-2008 at 9:30 AM

    2 of the craziest pick-up lines I've heard: You must be a ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you!...or your mama musta been a terrorist, cuz you da bomb!!!

  • Zack1383434 05-21-2008 at 7:43 PM

    The great body 1 is good I never heard that 1 before

  • aznpopcorn 06-15-2008 at 3:04 AM

    lol

  • Cup_Cake_Princess 06-16-2008 at 10:21 PM

    my personal favorite... if you were part of a volcano youd be the lava cuz ur HOT!!!!
    but thats just me... CUPCAKE!

  • yellabonebaby_312 06-18-2008 at 10:35 PM

    "r u jamaican cuz ur jamaican me crazy" funny things is im part jamaican so i just say thnx or u shud c a specialist about tht haha depends my mood

  • tyty36 06-21-2008 at 2:49 AM

    what does that mean?

  • kadira 07-01-2008 at 3:43 PM

    lolz funny

  • kadira 07-01-2008 at 3:43 PM

    lolz funny

  • kittykitty27 07-03-2008 at 4:12 PM

    1. Say ur name 10x
    2. Say ur mom's name 5x
    3. Say ur crushes name 3x
    4. then paste this to 4 other quizs, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might

  • AnGeL_GuRl 07-08-2008 at 3:12 PM

    1. Say ur name 10x
    2. Say ur mom's name 5x
    3. Say ur crushes name 3x
    4. then paste this to 4 other quizs, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck and ur dad might

  • mistyday 08-07-2008 at 8:59 AM

    sadly, i've heard everyone of these. the jamacian one was the stupidest

  • Tremendous 12-18-2008 at 7:02 PM

    do you wash your clothes in windex? cause i can see myself in your pants

  • Innocent_Devil3 12-22-2008 at 2:25 AM

    Worst pick up line i ever heard has got 2 b:
    "Hey I'm new in town. Can u give me directions 2 ur apartment?"
    Sum1 actually said this and I couldn't stop myself frm slapping him!

  • nick_J_is_off_MY_chain 04-26-2009 at 10:37 AM

    or another one would be "are you from tennesee cuz your the only 10 i see" lolz

  • twilightsucksandyouknowit 10-02-2009 at 3:15 PM

    lol the Jamaican one annoys the crap out of me

  • monkeychick10108 05-28-2007 at 2:24 PM

    sicko

  • JustinsShawty14 06-11-2009 at 8:53 PM

    GOD!!!! I hate the stupid Jamaican one, the "Running through my mind" one, & the CRP one. THEY R TERRIBLE!!!!!

  • lovelyghost67 06-15-2007 at 12:54 PM

    haha love it... i've got piles of these things saved everywhere....

  • Blondie1539 06-29-2007 at 8:53 PM

    LOL

  • luna_lovegood 07-13-2007 at 2:45 AM

    how about "ma'am I'm gonna have to arrest you b/c you've stolen the stars and put thm in your eyes."

  • pgmlly 01-24-2008 at 10:03 PM

    love it

  • lovegood82 03-29-2008 at 1:28 AM

    good one!

  • ThAtS_wHaT_sHe_SeD 06-03-2009 at 11:49 AM

    that one is really sweet.

  • Phil 07-15-2007 at 10:15 AM

    What about I love every bone in your including mine. thts a crowd plzer

  • Jodie8153 05-31-2008 at 10:18 AM

    lol!!

  • lovebug1221 06-11-2008 at 7:04 PM

    ok that one is so bad

  • sdwr 07-10-2009 at 12:37 PM

    OmG!
    lol

  • morgan 07-16-2007 at 6:57 PM

    haha what im wonderin is how many ppl actually use those??

  • morgan 07-16-2007 at 6:58 PM

    what about:
    "r u from tennesee? cause ur the only ten i see!"

  • mskool 07-31-2007 at 10:56 PM

    I am 4rm TN

  • Brianna 08-20-2007 at 7:53 PM

    That's from Hannah montana!

  • babygirl_11 09-23-2007 at 6:43 PM

    that IS from hannah montana

  • oakpack4 10-23-2007 at 7:17 PM

    Hannah Montanna? What are you, Gay?!

  • spikerhitz101 10-24-2007 at 5:45 PM

    thats from hannah montana smart one. if ur gonna copy it at least give them credit

  • mz_brown6 10-26-2007 at 6:49 PM

    that is ha-larious

  • xxvballchickxx45 11-03-2007 at 4:46 PM

    omg-that is from Hannah Montana-USE UR ON PICKUP LINES

  • DrPhilly 11-15-2007 at 4:07 PM

    HANNAH MONTANA! THIEF!

  • ekmorris88 11-26-2007 at 8:58 PM

    Man u guys r cracking me up, i heard this waaay before hannah montana was on the air. The show stole it from someone else!

  • chrisdrummer43130 12-12-2007 at 3:27 PM

    that was around loooooooooong before Hannah Montana was even thought of.

  • ilybabes123 12-23-2007 at 9:22 PM

    hah theres nothing wrong with that show
    i love jackson and rico they make that show good

  • ilybabes123 12-23-2007 at 9:22 PM

    hah theres nothing wrong with that show
    i love jackson and rico they make that show good

  • ilybabes123 12-23-2007 at 9:22 PM

    hah theres nothing wrong with that show
    i love jackson and rico they make that show good

  • NeonCandy 02-16-2008 at 10:31 AM

    That is NOT from hannah montana. hannah montana got that from somewhere else. I know that because my uncle used 2 say it before that dumb show even came out!

  • 2hot4u99 05-20-2008 at 7:23 PM

    you got that tennesee from hannah montana

  • 2hot4u99 05-20-2008 at 7:23 PM

    you got that tennesee from hannah montana

  • polochic 06-04-2008 at 9:02 PM

    if u like them then u reply; then i guess we make the perfect 20

  • BeckArmstrong 06-25-2008 at 10:18 AM

    who gets quotes from hannah montana??? u must be gay, or 4yrs old

  • YouGiveMeButterflies 02-15-2009 at 8:20 PM

    yah really r u sure ur old enough 2 b on this site????? (: (

  • YouGiveMeButterflies 02-15-2009 at 8:21 PM

    yah really r u sure ur old enough 2 b on this site????? (: (

  • _hold_me_close_to_yew 05-03-2009 at 1:53 AM

    LAME

  • Orochimaru 08-17-2009 at 11:06 PM

    the sad thing is that all of you knew it was from hannah montana

  • baileeanna 07-18-2007 at 3:43 PM

    It's even funnier when you have comebacks like...
    After they say,
    "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together."

    Your comeback: "Well if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together!"

  • Katie 08-02-2007 at 9:53 PM

    I've said tht b4!!!! lol coolness

  • ktn1 08-23-2007 at 7:05 PM

    oh that's SO funny! I wish I could use that! But no one hits on me and why should they? LOL jk

  • animegirlsana4eva 08-25-2007 at 5:43 PM

    i tried that and the guy said i'd love too f u but it's still worth a try

  • babygirl_11 09-23-2007 at 6:44 PM

    that is a really good one.cool!

  • shy_suicide 10-12-2007 at 1:48 AM

    Or to "what's your sign", say "do not enter"

  • chica 10-14-2007 at 1:03 PM

    been there said that
    its funny tho

  • chica 10-15-2007 at 5:47 PM

    been there said that
    i got the same reaction
    lol

  • jcarpenter803 10-24-2007 at 11:36 PM

    thats cool!!!!!

  • mz_brown6 10-26-2007 at 6:52 PM

    thats funny i should say that but give you credit of course

  • parahanfan101 12-25-2007 at 11:06 PM

    nice one!!!!! lmao

  • Zozs 01-26-2008 at 4:14 AM

    that R-O-C-K-T ,XD

  • ravenclawdaydreamer 01-29-2008 at 9:22 AM

    actually you could say "i would keep it the same, with n and o together"

  • Jessica_Vanity 02-03-2008 at 7:23 PM

    heyy.. "n" and "o" are together

  • im_a_dreamer 02-25-2008 at 5:28 PM

    i love that!!

  • fraidtofall24 03-02-2008 at 12:12 PM

    haha i love the f and u thing. and the n and o thing to lol

  • xXPeaceLoveRockXx 04-15-2008 at 2:34 PM

    omg that one is AWEZOME!!!!!!

  • NekuraFujo 06-17-2008 at 9:24 PM

    How about "You must be one hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."

    Comeback "You can take it back, it's not worth any thing anyway."

  • GHGHKGHK 07-07-2008 at 6:42 PM

    heh heh dude nice. lol

  • GHGHKGHK 07-07-2008 at 6:42 PM

    heh heh dude nice. lol

  • angel_cowgirl 07-20-2007 at 1:34 PM

    haha! that's really funny

  • Dafne_Sykes_BS 06-07-2009 at 6:06 PM

    Haha nice :)
    Omg this pick up line was used on me it was pretty funny
    Baby are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you... Lol

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