How many "youre mama" jokes do ou know?

Please select all that apply.

• youre mama is so fat when she went swiming at the beatch they clamed her as a new contadent
• youre mamas so ugly she wanted to compete in an guly contest but they said no pros alowd
• youre mamas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the coutch
• youre mamas so ugly that when she went to the movies for a horror film the other people thought she was the real monster
• youre mamas so fat at the resturant when they gave her the menu she said "yes please"
• youre mamas so old her birth certificate says expired on it
• youre mamas so bald she took a shower and got brain washed
• youre mamas so fat she cant even fit in the chat room
• youre mamas so poor she uses cherios as ear rings
• youre mama is so stupid when she opened a box of fruit loops she said "O look donut seeds!"
• youre mamas so stupid i told her christmas was around the courner and she went lookin
• youre mamas so clumsie she got tangled in a cordless phone
• youre mama is so fat when you walk by you half to be carful not to get lost in a fold
• youre mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it broke
• youre mama is so fat her cerial bole came with a life guard
• youre mama is so dumb that i saw her jumping up and down and when i ask why she said when she took her meds she forgot to shake the bottle
• youre mama has her one zip code
• when youre mama was going on vacation, she wanted to go to china but the officalls said people might panick when she put her foot down
• when youre mama was going on vacation, she wanted to go to china but the officals said there wouldnt be enough room
• youre mama is so stupid it took her 6 hours to watch 60 min
• youre mama is so stupid she bought a solar power flashlight in a case
• youre mama is so stupid she took a riler to bed to see how long she slept
• youre mama is so stupid she stole free bread
• youre mamas head is so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow
• youre mama is so small she hola hoops with a wedding ring