How well do you know chuck norris!?

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1

What super powers does chuck norris have?
- Super strength
- Atomic farts when he eats bean burritos
- Ability to breath fire
- Ability to shoot iceicles from his palms
- Ability disapear
- Ability to round house kick 10 asain kids and a mexican baby at the same time
- The ability to control rocks
- The ability to bend metal into a super ultra chuck norris gun
- Mind control
- Ability to send a army of mutain sea turtles to kill you in your sleep
- Ability to call a mistycale unicorn and ride threw the night as a hero
- The ability to scare god and get any power he wants
- All the above plus more
2

What kind of chin does chuck norris have?
- Whos chuck norris?
- A crimson chin
- A big chin
- A but chin
- He has no chin, only another fist under his beard
- Flat Chin
3

What color is chuck norris's cat?
- Pin Striped
- Rainbow
- Polka dots
- Sea foam green
- Black
- White
4

Do you know chuck norris?
- Yes
- No
- Mabey
- Only on Tuesdays
5

Could you escape a round house kick from chuck norris?
- No
- Nah
- Never
- Nope
- Absolutley Not
- Absolutley Never
- Not at all
- Not in a million years
- Not a chance
- impossible
- No Fing way
- F no
- Mabey on a tuseday.... JK
- Um No
- EHHH NAH
- think hard, NO FIN WAY!!!
6

Chuck Norris's Favorite Food Is?
- Meow Mix
- Sushi
- Fish
- Chicken
- PAIN!
7

If you punched Chuck Norris what would happen?
- You would break every bone in ur arm
- You would miss
- You would hit him get hurt then rounded kick in the face
- Its impossabile to get within a 10 foot raidous of chuck norris without his permission
8

What happend when chuck norris tea-bagged his wife
- Her skull cracked in half because he has nuts of steal
- He said ouch
- Nothing
9

Whats Chucks favorite color
- Red
- Blood Red
- Blue
- Yellow
- Brown
- Black
- Chuck Norris hates colors!
- pink
- PAIN!
- orange
- green
- purple
10

How old is chuck norris
- 5
- 10
- 15
- 20
- 25
- 30
- 35
- 40
- 45
- 50
- 55
- 60
- 65
- 70
- 75
- 80
- 85
- 90
- 95
- Chuck Norris dosn't age

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How well do you know chuck norris!?

What super powers does chuck norris have?

What kind of chin does chuck norris have?

What color is chuck norris's cat?

Do you know chuck norris?

Could you escape a round house kick from chuck norris?

Chuck Norris's Favorite Food Is?

If you punched Chuck Norris what would happen?

What happend when chuck norris tea-bagged his wife

Whats Chucks favorite color

How old is chuck norris

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