Which Chuck Norris fact is the funniest?

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• The Bible used to be called "Chuck Norris & Friends".
• Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• If Chuck Norris was a calender, every month would be called Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your as,s.
• Behind Chuck Norris' beard, there isn't a chin, there's just another fist.
• Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
• Type in "Chuck Norris getting his as,s kicked" in Google and nothing will come up. It just deosn't happen.
• There isn't a theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.