If you could pull any prank in Costco, what would you do?

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• Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking
• Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
• Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens
• Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
• Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
• Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department
• When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
• Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose
• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
• Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
• In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
• Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
• When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO NO! It's those voices again!"
• Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while, and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
• Wear a U.S. Immigration hat and stare at people speaking Spanish
• Have your friend push you around in a cart and yell "the british are coming, the british are coming"