Alarm Clock Survey

Have you ever kissed your alarm clock?

• Most definately
• Ewww! No! Who knows what's touched that thing?
• Maybe...
• Only if you want me to have :D
• Nope...why would I? It's mean to me!

Have you ever killed something?

Please select all that apply.

• I squish ants!
• I've killed alarm clock(s)!
• My lawyer says I don't have to answer that question...
• I was sleep walking...I SWEAR!!!

Is there an alarm clock heaven?

• If there is it will be empty because all alarm clocks can go to Hell
• I sure hope so...(RIP li'l guy)
• I don't care...killing them's my hobby; I have no sypathy.
• Of course there is...right? Right? RIGHT???

What's your favorite thing about your alarm clock?

• The snooze button.
• The Sleep Button
• THE OFF BUTTON!
• Ohh, that's what that thing is...I wouldn't know cuz I always sleep through it's buzzing fits.
• What alarm clock?

Do you have an obsession?

Please select all that apply.

• Yesss, killing alarm clocks
• Nnnno, I'm completely normal evil grin
• Aaaant squishing!!!
• Annoying my parents/friends/enemies...basically putting every one around me in agony.
• Maybe yes, maybe no
• Being an idiot
• Staring
• Other

Describe your alarm clock.

Please select all that apply.

• Boring
• LOUD!
• The Devil in disguise!
• Dead
• OK...what is your problem with alarm clocks? Am I the only one that thinks this is wierd?

Pick a number...

• 1
• 3
• 6
• 7
• Alarm clock

Pick a color...

• Green
• Red
• Blue
• Black
• The color of my alarm clock!

Penny for your thoughts...

• wtf does that mean?
• this person's an I.D.I.O.T. with a capital I!
• Why am I taking this quiz?
• I love my alarm clock! me & my alarm clock 4eva shall stand!
• Ugh...I have to go to work/school tomorrow!

What's your bad habbit?

• Slapping my alarm clock.
• Breaking rules.
• Biting your finger nails.
• Who? Me? I'm pur-fect. Nothing about me is bad!

Isn't there something more important you should be doing?

• Like setting your alarm clock?
• Or faking sick to get out of school/work?
• Or sleeping, eating, and breathing?
• What could be more important than a survey about alarm clocks?

Do you worry about rabid bunnies?

• Whaaa?
• Only if I see it first.
• I had a dream once...or was it a nightmare?
• Only everyday of my life hugs alarm clock for comfort