whats are the best yo mama jokes

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• yo mama so stupid she triend to put m&m's in alphabetical order
• yo mama so fat when she walked down the railroad tracks people started yellin TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in third grade
• yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids run and scream
• yo mama so fat she thought a bus was a twinkie and then ran ova and started skaking it and said''wheres the cream filling."