What Yo-Momma jokes do you r funny

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• Yo momma so fat she has to be baptised at sea word
• Yo momma so ugly she got arested for walking out her bedroom
• Yo momma so fat when she went to disney world a little kid came up and said"mommy i wanna ride that one!"
• yo momma fat when she put on a red suit and went outside kids thought it was Christmas
• Yo momma so ugly she makes blind people cry
• Yo momma so stupid she locked herself inside her car
• Yo momma so weird Michel Jacksion won't hang out with her
• Yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow suit and kids thought they miss the bus