Are you an Oregon Trail Master?

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Do you remember the classic 80s classic Apple Computer game, forcibly pushed on us by elementary school, that actually turned out to be fun with nearly no educational merit whatsoever? Test your skill in this quiz, and see how you would have done back on the trail

1

You are given the choice to name your family members. What names do you choose?
- Fart, Booger, Underpants, and Weiner (funny names since they display anytime there is an update)
- Jebidiah, Judah, Florence and Emily (standard old names)
- Sally, Joe, Jack and Betty (plain old boring people names, since you assume this game will be boring
2

What occupation do you choose?
- Farmer ( because they can grow food and herbs)
- MTV VeeJay (Carson Daly got his start this way)
- Banker (the make a lot of money and you can buy a boatload of ammo!)
3

You have money . What do you buy?
- A crap ton of Ammo
- All the Ammo in the store
- All the Ammo in the store, and then go on the trail and sell your pants for more Ammo
4

You come to a River. What do you do?
- Ford that bee otch
- Throw in someone that is traveling with you to see how deep it is
- River? What River? I never made it that far in the game
5

Crap! Sally has Dysentery! What do you do?
- Comfort her. Tell her you care. Just do it from about 30 feet away
- Dude, that is fricking nasty. Sally, you are on your own. Get out of my Wagon.
- What the hell is Dysentery?
6

Crap again! Billy has a broken leg. What do you do?
- At least it isn't dysentery. Rub some dirt on it
- Suck it up Billy, I need your help loading this bear I shot into the wagon Even though there isnt' room for 4 of us, surely i can squeeze this huge bear-- dead carcass and all into the wagon
- Ask him to investigate the banjo music in the mountains, and then ride off without him
7

A thief comes during the night and steals one bullet (actual event from game)What do you do?
- Wave to him and admire his bravery and chaps from afar
- One bullet? That's all he took? One bullet? Who cares,Just send Billy after him on his one good leg.
- Have Sally catch up to him and make out with him
8

You successfully make it down the river and win the game. What was the major reason for your victory?
- All that hunting! (Space Bar to shoot ,arrow keys to move)
- You were a farmer, and true Oregon Trail gamers now they get triple points at the end
- Because you stayed in from 3 recesses in a row to conquer this S.O.B and you were going to win, no matter what Mrs. Davies said. (and then write an apology letter to the school)

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Are you an Oregon Trail Master?

You are given the choice to name your family members. What names do you choose?

What occupation do you choose?

You have money . What do you buy?

You come to a River. What do you do?

Crap! Sally has Dysentery! What do you do?

Crap again! Billy has a broken leg. What do you do?

A thief comes during the night and steals one bullet (actual event from game)What do you do?

You successfully make it down the river and win the game. What was the major reason for your victory?

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