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1. did you know that giraffe's have to stand up while giving birth?
2. do you like anberlin? their muh new favorite band. <33
3. haha song title. inapropriate, apparently.
4. so how's life lately?
5. it takes five minutes to execute someone in a gas chamber. don't ask how i know that.
6. did you know that 7-11 sells 10,000 pots of coffee an hour, every hour, of every day?
7. a baby octopus is the size of a flea at birth. biology is fun.
8. the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"
9. drivers kill more deer than hunters do ]=
10. there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
11. if my soul dies, can i have yours?
12. i have on cool socks today. wahoo
13. random fact: all polar bears are left handed.
14. life is all about *ss; youre either laughing it off, busting it, kissing it, covering it, kicking it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or, you live with one.
15. im starting to really really REALLY like sksk and ftsk.
16. if it was your last day on earth, how would you want to spend it?
17. can we stop the world? i wanna get off. [[not like THAT, pervs.]]
18. im a walrus!!!!! *draws a picture of a shitty looking walrus*
19. if youre random and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*
20. here recently, ive noticed that i have to choose my words wisely when talking to my friends because everything i say gets turned into something perverted. see q#17.
21. ORANGE PEN!!! [[this was a paper quiz before it was an internet quiz...uhh..orange font?lol]] btw; neon orange pen on white paper hurts like hell to look at.
22. people are like slinkies; basically useless, but yet it's so fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
23. marching band: where its hard to stay in step, not fall/trip, and chew gum at the same time. [[no joke.]]
24. it takes great skill to trip over flat surfaces.
25. HAPPY TOAST *insert picture of happy toast here*
26. would you like to pick the brick that i hit you with?
27. i like cookies.
28. i hate this part right hereeeeeee
29. you know youre a band geek when having people dress and undress you isnt even remotely woohoo stimulating.
30. John, freshman marching year....uniform malfunction, having three guys undress me=nothing!!!! nada, zip, zilcho. lol
31. is it weird that i absolutely hate sharing my opinions with people for fear of what they will say?
32. my pencil has cat in the hat stuff on it.
33. Would you like me to continue?
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