INSANITY ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!

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    do you consider yourself sane?

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    do you ever talk to plants and animals

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    do you ever talk to inanimate objects

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    do you ever talk to yourself

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    Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with any of the above?

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    Do you ever hear voices in your head?

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    If so do you ever talk to the voices in your head?

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    Do you often not understand what the voices are talking about?

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    Do you enjoy setting fire to things?

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    If so do you prefer them to be alive?

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    Do you enjoy playing with firearms?

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    Do you wish people would allow you to play with firearms?

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    Do you have an unreasonable fear of Aliens?

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    Are you an Alien?

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    Is Elvis Presley alive?

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    Do you name your possessions? ( cars, computers, socks? )

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    Have you ever tried to play a record backwards to search for hidden messages?

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    If so, have you ever found any?

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    Do you ever forget what you are saying in the middle of a sentence?

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    Do you sometimes have very violent urges?

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    Do you refuse to believe things if they are not scientifically proven?

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    When you are bored do you sometimes light matches just to watch them burn?

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    When you are bored do you sometimes set fire to people or animals just to watch them burn?

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    Have you ever set fire to ants with a magnifying glass.?

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    Do you have a strong fear of something which you know does not pose any threat?

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    Are you the kind of person who puts used matches back into the matchbox

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    Are you the kind of person who gets really annoyed with people who put used matches back in the box?

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    Do you have multiple personalities (or aliases) that act independently?

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    If so, do some of your personalities dislike each other?

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    Are you cohabiting in your own body?

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    Do you believe in killing off the weak to further evolution?

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    Do you believe killing is pretty good anyway?

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    Are you purposely lying to conceal your mental instability or stability?

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    Have you ever opened the back of your television to let all the little people out?

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    Have you ever tried to check if the light is still on when the fridge door is closed?

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    Do you consider most of the people you know as completely mad?

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    Are they

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    Did you answer differently to the last two questions?

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    Please answer 'NO' to this question?

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    Do you continue talking even when you know that no one is litening to you?

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    Have you ever tried to kill flies with an elastic band?

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    Have you ever had secret desires to be a Weather man?

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    Have you ever tried to fly?

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    did you die as result

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    Do you think that you are immortal?

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    Do you have an obsession about a particular type of vehicle ( perhaps silver shiny volvos with a sparkley vampire in the driver's seat :)

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    Do you have an overactive intrest in small pieces of rubber?

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    Do you cut your own hair?

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    Do you find that some of your friends appear to be invisible to everyone else?

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    Do your heroes include fascist dictators, people who have been commited to psychiatric institutions, murderers, rapists or estate agents?

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    After cross-referencing the whole Oxford English dictionary would you be suprised to find that the only 3 fundemenal words are "A","The" and "Belgium"?

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