Take this survey! Would you rather walk on water or fly? Would you rather die alone or be married to George Bush? Would you rather fall off a horse and break both arms or be kicked in the face by a
1. Would you rather walk on water or fly? 2. Would you rather die alone or be married to George Bush? 3. Would you rather fall off a horse and break both arms or be kicked in the face by a horse? 4. Would you rather spend the rest of your life in prison or work in a prison? 5. Would you rather be gay or work for Disney? 6. Would you rather start a band or scientifically develop super powers? 7. Would you rather lose a game of tennis to Chuck Noris or let Family Guy be canceled? 8. Would you rather visit Athens or flip off the Queen of England? 9. Would you rather live in a government that is corrupt or secretely make the government corrupt? 10. Would you rather leave six possums in your stepmom's car (if you had a stepmom) or throw sixteen possums at your stepmom while she is getting out of her car?