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good day! says in australian accent

• bueno dias, mujer! (good day, woman!) SAYS IN SPANISH ACCENT
• hi!

i'm back from los angeles!

• when did u leave?
• just outta curiousity, how did it go and why did u go?

some pastor my family knew died :(

• aww thats so sad!
• oh did u know him? Nope

yeah well i got 2 c my cousins, (u know da one that knows da jobros?)

• OMG! did u meet them? no! :.(
• did she let u meet da jobros??? well she didnt say no but she didnt guarantee it either!

u know i passed by da street where chris brown beat up rihanna?

• omg! 4 real? did u take a pic?? no i was just so in shock!
• wow! how did u know that it was the spot? cause i know, ok? jk i read a magazine and recognized the place!

i didnt wanna leave yet though!

• aww u didnt stay? nope
• oh well theres always a next time!

RANDOM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I'M COO COO 4 COCOA PUFFS!
• i aint got no money, tataratatara......
• i like being bad!
• can i eat ur pet marshmallow? omg u still remember? aww how cute....NO!!!!!!

did u know that one of the people from my cousin's church is related to GEORGE LOPEZ???

• wow! 4 real?
• awesome, dude! like u like..uh.......are like......related 2...like..celebs!

u know whats funny about this whole thing?

• what??? im in da mood 4 funny!!
• tell me, girl!

well since my other cousin thinks taylor swift is hot and i think joe is SOOOO HOT, wouldnt it b funny if we ever hooked up w/ both of them??

• yeah cause if u both got married 2 them, they would b in laws and they're exes and that would be awkward!yep....
• yeah that would b funny!

ahhh! im scared!!

• omg why??
• what is it thats scaring u??? i must make an s.o.s call!

I SEE.......A. PREPPY!!!!!!!!....AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• OMG! RUN, WOMAN RUN!!!!!!!!!!
• LET ME CALL THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!! CALLS THEM AND THEY SAVE ME :)
• STOP, DROP AND ROLL!! I REPEAT PRINCESSMIMI! STOP, DROP AND ROLL!
• OMG! BREATHER IN, BREATHE OUT! GIVES ME PAPER BAG AND TRIES 2 BREATH!

do u know the muffin man?

• yes i know the muffin man who lives on drurylane!
• nope but joe does! ooh he does??? must meet muffin man! must meet muffin man!
• YEAH WE TIGHT, YO! HE MY HOMIE!

who do u think r the best singers/ band that ever existed? EVER!!!! select all if u want

Please select all that apply.

• DA JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!!!!
• MILEY CYRUS!!!!!
• DEMI LOVATO!!!!!!!!
• METRO STATION!!!!!!!
• PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• BOYS LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!
• RIHANNA!!!!!!!!!!
• DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!!!!!!
• JESSE MCCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
• KATY PERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!
• *NSYNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
• MC HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SANG U CANT TOUCH THIS!
• CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!!!!!!
• JORDIN SPARKS!!!!!!
• KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
• DAVID COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
• LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ASHLEY TISDALE!!!!!!!!
• VANESSA HUDGENS!!!!!!!!!!
• PUSSYCAT DOLLS!!!!!!!!!
• FLO RIDA!!!!!!!!!
• LIL WAYNE!!!!
• T-PAIN!!!!!!!
• PINK!!!!!!!!!
• LEONA LEWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• FERGIE!!!!!!
• SHONTELLE!!!!!!!
• TIMBALAND!!!!!!!!!
• T.I!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!
• JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!
• COLBIE CAILLAT!!!!!!!!
• CARRIE UNDERWOOD!!!!!!!!
• TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• LILLY ALLEN!!!!!!!!
• BEYONCE!!!!!!!
• KANYE WEST!!!!!!!!!!
• ELVIS PRESLEY!!!!!!!!!
• GUMMY BEAR!!!!!!!!! HE SINGS "OH IM A GUMMY BEAR, YES IM A GUMMY BEAR"
• MARIAH CAREY!!!!!!!!
• NEITHER OF THESE!!!!!!!
• OTHER!!!!!!!!! (TELL IN COMMENTS!)
• ALL OF THEM!!!!! LOL!

i got a pet cabbage!

• ooh...what's his name?
• oohh....is it good? may i eat it? T_T heck no!

i named it muchacho! its spanish 4 kid!

• coolio! cant i just have one little bite, plz!
• tries 2 eat it but i bite ur hand instead

wyr put whip cream all over urself and have joe lick it off or pour chocolate all over nick and lick it off? wink wink ;D

• whip cream! bring it on, baby!
• chocolate all over nick! whoo baby! i am tellin u, he's delicious!

do u think sometimes my quizzes r a little dirty and i think dirty a bit too much?

• at times....not all da time though....jsut once in a while
• yeah! but dont worry, im like that too!
• no girl! u arent dirty enough, compared 2 what i've seen in my (age) of life, urs are actually CLEAN! WOW! REALLY? WHAT HAVE U BEEN WATCHING..PORN?

what did u think of my jobro mtv sweet 16 party?

• IT WAS AWESOME!
• i didnt take it yet! GO RIGHT NOW AND DO IT AFTER DA QUIZ THOUGH!

OOH.. A PINEAPPLE!

• WHERE??? HEY COME BACK HERE! IM AM UR OWNER AND U MUST OBEY ME!! YELLS AT PINEAPPLE WHILE IT ROLLS AWAY
• grabs it and eats it!
• AWESOME! SPONGEBOB LIVES IN THERE! oh spongebob! knocks on door while i look at u like a retard
• AHH! IM AFRAID OF THEM!

where do u think is ur future home?

• HOLLYWOOD,BABY!!! THATS EXACTLY WHERE I BELONG TOO!
• NEW YORK, BABY!!!!!!!
• LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!
• EUROPE!!!!!!!!!!!
• LONDON!!!!!!!!!
• HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!
• exactly where i live right now slaps u upside head! wtf is wrong w/ u?

should i ask my cousin if da jobros perform at bday parties?

• YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THAT WAY THEY CAN COME 2 UR PARTY AND YOU'LL HAVE 2 INVITE ME!!! MWAHAHA! MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING! mommy?
• yeah but what if its expensive? STOP MAKING ME SAD, WOMAN!

did u know that da jobros r going on a world tour?

• OMJ! 4 REAL???
• YEAH!!!!!!!

r they going 2 ur city?

• NO!!!!!!! :(
• YES!!!!!!!! dances!

they r coming 2 da arco arena near my house!!!!!!!!

• OMG! YAY 4 U! IF U GO, WILL U INVITE ME?
• COOL!

i wanna go soooo bad!!!!!!!!! i didnt get 2 see them last time they were here in sacramento!

• U SHOULD GO, GIRL! U OWE IT 2 URSELF 2 GO AND C 3 HOT GUYS PERFORM...WELL AT LEAST 2/3 HOT GUYS PERFORM!
• GO!!!!!!! BUY TICKETS NOW!!!!!!!!! I'LL SHOOT U IF U DONT GO!

I WANT FRONT ROW SEATS THOUGH, ARE THEY EXPENSIVE???

• sadly yes
• no there not! tell me in comments on how i can get them 4 cheap! plz!

what if i dont go?? i'll b sad! :(

• GIRL, DONT THINK LIKE THAT! UR GONNA GO, UR GONNA GO, UR GONNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• WELL THERES ALWAYS A NEXT TIME oh shut up! in 2 or 3 yrs there will b a next time!

can u lend me some $ for i can go? PLZ!!!

• omj yeah! here GIVES ME $800 AND I HUG U AND INVITE U 2 GO WITH ME!
• sorry girl but i dont have any! for real or R U JUST CHEAP?? O_o

if da jobros did perform 4 my bday, would u wanna go??

• OMJ! OF COURSE! SEND ME AN EVITE, GIRL!
• it depends...what day?

RANDOM TIME!

• i live in LALA LAND!!!!!!!!!!
• r u sure i cant eat ur cabbage??? NO!!!!! RUNS AWAY AND LEAVES W/ CABBAGE!
• I WANT FABULOUS! THAT IS MY SIMPLE REQUEST, ALL THINGS FABULOUS!
• MONKEY POWDER!!!!!!!

would u wanna meet me in real life, if u could?

• YES!!!!! CAN I MEET U RIGHT NOW?? i would but idk if ur like a stalker or sumthin...
• it depends....

PARTY TIME!!!!!!!

• yay! DANCES 2 POLKA MUSIC!
• spikes joe's drink...mwahahaha!!!
• nick spikes ur drink, u drink it and.....
• I JUST WANNA PARTY ALL DA TIME!

YAY!

• YAY!!!!! HAPPY DANCES! HEY WAIT....WHAT AM I HAPPY DANCING AND YAYING ABOUT?
• YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF NEW JERSEY?

• JONAS! OH I MEAN...UH..WYKCOFF!
• CHEESE DONUTS!

do u have a friend that u r totally jealous of?

• YEAH! i hate her and love her at da same time!!!!!!
• no!

RANDOM TIME AGAIN!

• MUST EAT CABBAGE!!!! MUST EAT CABBAGE!!!! THATS IT! IM CALLING THE CPS!
• i belong in da mental institution...hehehe..goes crazy laughing!
• BEATS UP CHRIS BROWN W/ A SPIKEY, POKEY BAESBALL BAT!
• i want 2 suck someone's blood!!!!!!

ROB PATTINSON!!!!!!

• WHERE????? LOOKS EVERYWHERE BUT SEE NOTHIN
• YAY!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS HE??
• SUCK MY NECK, ROB! ROB? ROB? OH ROBBIE ROB ROB??
• WHEW HE IS SOOO HOT!

JUST KIDDING!

• OH NO U DIDNT! U DONT JOKE WHEN IT COMES 2 ROB PATTINSON! U JUST DONT JEEZ I WAS JK, CAN U PLZ LET GO OF MY COLLAR!
• u mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• DONT JOKE LIKE THAT!
• PRINCESSMIMI, WHY?

OH WELL BYE!!!!!

• HOLD ON TIGHT, ITS A ROLLERCOASTER WERE RIDING ON, SAY GOODNIGHT!
• I WANT UR CABBAGE! ENOUGH W/ DA DAM CABBAGE! THATS IT! TIES U UP 2 FAN CEILING AND PUTS IT ON! MWAHAHA!
• DONT LEAVE!!!!!!!! HANGS ON 2 MY FOOT
• no bye bye! u stay here here!