13 Ways to Annoy Voldemort

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• Ask him to watch 'American Pie'.
• Force him to buy you a Ferrari.
• Give him a bright-red wig and recommend him to join The Weasleys.
• Give him a bikini for his Christmas present.
• Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize--to wrongly sorted him to Slytherin, and he actually should be in Hufflepuff.
• Dress up as Dumbledore and tell Voldemort that you wake from the death.
• Steal his Teddy Bear.
• Suggest him to leave Parselmouth and learn about Mokeymouth--monkey language.
• Ask him to change the Death Eaters to Food Eaters.
• Tell him that Wormtail and Bellatrix has a crush on him.
• Call him Ickle-Voldykins.
• Tell him that he's been a 'naughty boy'.
• Force him to watch 'The Pussycat Dolls'.