Quiz: The ULTIMATE dumb test!

1

Read the following sentence slowly once counting the number of F's... "Final Files Are The Result Of Years Of Scientific Study With The Experience Of Years". How many F's are there?
- 3.
- 4.
- 6.
2

What does the image for this quiz say?
- A BIRD IN THE BUSH.
- A BIRD IN THE THE BUSH.
- A BIRD IN THE BUSH BUSH.
- A BIRD IN IN THE BUSH.
3

If an orphan stood on the left side of a crowded street and his mother stood on the right, in which direction must the orphan walk to reach his mother?
- Right.
- Left.
- Neither.
4

If I had seven candles and a blew all but four out, how many would I have left?
- 7.
- 4.
- 3.
- 0.
5

A straight road runs through a forest that is 100 miles across. You have 10 gallons of gas in your car, and your car gets 10 m/p gallon. How far can you get into the forest without running out of gas?
- 10 miles.
- 20 miles.
- 100 miles.
- 200 miles.
- 1000 miles.
6

How many colors are there in the rainbow?
- 6.
- 7.
- 9.
- 11.
7

If a one story building had blue walls, a blue ceiling, blue carpets, blue-tinted windows, and blue furniture, what color could we assume the stairs would be?
- Blue.
- Pink to be unique.
- None of the above.
8

A mute man goes to buy a toothbrush. By miming the action of brushing his teeth, he shows what he wants. Then a blind man wants to buy sunglasses, how does he indicate what he wants?
- He makes circles around his eyes.
- He points to them.
- He asks for them.
9

What do cows drink?
- Milk.
- Water.
10

If a Canadian Red rooster laid an egg on the very top of a slanted-roof barn and the wind was blowing west, in which direction would the egg role?
- West.
- East.
- Neither.
11

If there are eight apples and you take away five how many do you have?
- 3.
- 5.
- 8.
12

Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
- Lu.
- Ly.
- Laa.
13

A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
- Mildewy straw.
- Glass.
- Grass.
- Jade.
14

Do they have a fourth-of-July in Canada?
- Yes.
- No.
15

If a ten-foot oak was felled by a strong gust of wind in the middle of a forest in antartica, would anyone be able to hear the crash?
- No.
- Yes.
16

Tom is digging a hole in his front yard with a bulldozer. Each bulldozer scoop removes 10 cubic feet of dirt. Sam does 20 scoops. How many cubic feet of dirt are in the hole?
- 0.
- 10.
- 20.
- 100.
- 200.
- 1000.
- 2000.
17

A farmer has seventeen cows; all but eight die. How many cows does the farmer have left?
- 0.
- 8.
- 9.
- 11.
18

He finished all of the candy ________ for one last piece which he gave to me.
- Accept.
- Except.
19

How do you CORRECTLY spell the term for a yellow-haired person?
- Blonde.
- Blond.
- Blund.
- Blaund.
- Blaunde.
20

If you took this quiz and missed all but 1 question what grade would your score be closer to?
- A.
- B.
- C.
- D.
- F.
- N/A

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The ULTIMATE dumb test!

Read the following sentence slowly once counting the number of F's... "Final Files Are The Result Of Years Of Scientific Study With The Experience Of Years". How many F's are there?

What does the image for this quiz say?

If an orphan stood on the left side of a crowded street and his mother stood on the right, in which direction must the orphan walk to reach his mother?

If I had seven candles and a blew all but four out, how many would I have left?

A straight road runs through a forest that is 100 miles across. You have 10 gallons of gas in your car, and your car gets 10 m/p gallon. How far can you get into the forest without running out of gas?

How many colors are there in the rainbow?

If a one story building had blue walls, a blue ceiling, blue carpets, blue-tinted windows, and blue furniture, what color could we assume the stairs would be?

A mute man goes to buy a toothbrush. By miming the action of brushing his teeth, he shows what he wants. Then a blind man wants to buy sunglasses, how does he indicate what he wants?

What do cows drink?

If a Canadian Red rooster laid an egg on the very top of a slanted-roof barn and the wind was blowing west, in which direction would the egg role?

If there are eight apples and you take away five how many do you have?

Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?

A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?

Do they have a fourth-of-July in Canada?

If a ten-foot oak was felled by a strong gust of wind in the middle of a forest in antartica, would anyone be able to hear the crash?

Tom is digging a hole in his front yard with a bulldozer. Each bulldozer scoop removes 10 cubic feet of dirt. Sam does 20 scoops. How many cubic feet of dirt are in the hole?

A farmer has seventeen cows; all but eight die. How many cows does the farmer have left?

He finished all of the candy ________ for one last piece which he gave to me.

How do you CORRECTLY spell the term for a yellow-haired person?

If you took this quiz and missed all but 1 question what grade would your score be closer to?

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