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• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
• You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
• I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
• A screaming baby is the best form of birth control
• Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
• Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
• Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
• He who laughs last didn't get it.
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
• I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they wouldnt be able to give you the right answers
• He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor