ha ha i am so bored are you

i am bored i just had the weirdest conversation with my rock Pablo it started out with him askeing me if i would give him a potatoe i was like ciérrelo pablo usted no puede tener el potatoe which is shut it Pablo and no you can't have the potatoe. then he cried and yelled backqué es su mujer de problema que deseo que el potatoe ahora me dé el potatoe maldito which is what is your problem woman i want the potatoe now give me the dang potatoe so i threw him under my bed and i couldn't find him