Which of these blonde jokes r funny?

Please select all that apply.

• This blonde was so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DONT WALK
• This blonde was so dumb she thot a quarterback was a money refund
• This blonde heard that 90% of crimes occur around the home so she moved
• If santa, the easter bunny, and a smart blonde were on a skyscraper, which would hit the ground first? None of them cause none of them exist!!!
• This blonde was driving in her car and ended up in a ditch. When the police officer was talking to her she said "There was this tree that kept appearing and i kept swerving to adviod it!!!" The officer said "Mam, i think u need to take down ur air freshener"
• What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? U always hear about them but u never see them!!!
• A blonde went to buy a pizza. The assistint asks if she'd like six or twelve peices. The blonde said "Six please. I could never eat twelve!!!"
• How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to hold it and one to spin the ladder!!!