Survey: Fat Lard

1

are you over weight
- yes i am over 346 pounds
- yes i am over 0 pounds
2

do you use lard to cook with
- yes i use it on everything
- yes but i put it on like ketchup after i cook it
3

what color hair do you have
- blue
- purple
- green
- yellow
4

would you rather eat a shoe or a belly button
- most deffinatly a belly button with hair and squishiness
- -a shoe cause it is covered with dog poop and spit
- a hobo cause he is homeless
5

if you had 34 kids what would you rather do to them
- hang them all
- make them sleep in a 2' by 4' tree house
- shoot them
- make thm your slave
- poop on them
- eat them

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