What "YO MAMMA" Joke Is Funny?

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• Yo mamma so hairry that when you where born, you had static cleen!
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!
• Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
• Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world!
• Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
• Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
• Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
• Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
• Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
• Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
• Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"!
• Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
• Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
• Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
• Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
• Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
• Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
• Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!