Quiz: perverted jokes :P

1

What do I have in common with a light bulb?
- flat at the top, round on bottom.
- people keep asking what it takes to screw in me :P
- Everyone in the room knows when I'm turned on
- Why am i taking this?
2

What do I have in common with school lunches?
- Hot as heck and eaten by everyone.
- I have no idea.
- Why am i taking this....
- People pay to have you?
3

If you were in the woods by yourself, what owuld you do?
- Hike. duh :P
- Walk around and enjoy the scenery.
- Strip naked and live like they used to WAAAAAAAAAYYYY back when.
- try and find a way out.
- this is just gross.
4

Hows my quiz so far?
- Thats it. Your a sick hoar (I know I am :P) Im leaving (Me: Bai-bee, loser!)
- I like yuri :P
- my hand has a mind of its own....
- I like yaoi :P
- where's the vampires? Wheres the twilight? wheres BELLA/EDWARD/OTHER STUPID MEANINGLESS, POORLY-WRITTEN FAILUR... I mean characters!
5

You'll never guess whats next!
- RAINBOW!
- Pr0n!!!!
- yuri? haha.
- A picture of you and your girlfriend making sweet love
- Twilight yaoi?
6

you only wish dont you? sorry your wrong.
- haha okay ill leave now. nice quiz
- darn. i wanted to fantasize about edward/other twilight male char, and pretend my boyfriend was as awesome as that. (Me: thats what you call awesome? wow your soft-headed)
- Yay more yuri time!
- No im not. there was a rainbow BEFORE the quiz. I mean you darling
- yeah i know... you dont have any pictures of you
7

done :P
- and on question 6.9 too huh?
- well.... techincally "done :P" isnt a question is it?
- and yet... arent all the "answers" questions?
- could this get any weirder?!
- oh yeah i wrote it. Im crazier than i thought. Now then, wanna join me in my comfy 2-person bed with no pants on?

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perverted jokes :P

What do I have in common with a light bulb?

What do I have in common with school lunches?

If you were in the woods by yourself, what owuld you do?

Hows my quiz so far?

You'll never guess whats next!

you only wish dont you? sorry your wrong.

done :P

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