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Are you tired of Hitler's moustache? Are you bored, but don't have access to a stripper club? Then this is not the quiz for you. You definitely do not want to take this quiz.

1

If a flying bologna came to your window, what would you do?
- Run away with it into the moonlight.
- Devour its soul and then complain how Satan always gets the better tasting ones.
- Marry it and honeymoon in Tahiti.
- Flying bologna ftw?!
- I would catch it with a net.
- Lure it in with my hot bod [me: -coughcough- OBESETWELVEYEAROLD] and r..ape that sucker. And then I'd finally be able to answer my question, does it hurt to do a bologna.
2

Out of these, which ones seem most appealing?
- A misty, humid sauna with a lilac scent flustering about through the air, only a towel wrapped around your waist as you gaze deeply into the gorgeous silvery blue eyes of... your mum.
- A misty, humid sauna with a lilac scent flustering about through the air, only a towel wrapped around your waist as you gaze deeply into the gorgeous silvery blue eyes of... my mum.
- Dancing around your house naked to some dance music, only to then realize that your grandpa's peeping through the window of his house next door.
- Eating a giant popsicle made of frozen cheese.
- Taped to a wall in my room while I randomly colour on you with sharpies.
3

What's your favourite breakfast cereal character.
- Tony the Tiger - he's grrrrrrEAT! [me: or grrrrrAPE.]
- The Rice Krispy Guys - snap, crackle, and pop me, baby! Gangbang.
- The Lucky Charms Dude - his pots of gold await to be shoved into my mouth.
- The Coco Puffs bird - he's coocoo for my coco puffs!
4

If I were in my blankey fort, and I invited you in, what would you do?
- Act all cool. I'd don my Paris Hilton sunglasses and be like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like omg nooo way!
- I would be a peeping tom. [My friend feels bad for you.]
- Strut around under Fort De La Blankey, singing Jonas Brothers with my plastic purple and pink striped singalong microphone that was on sale at Walmart for $12.99. I GOT IT FOR EASTER I SWEAR. -shifty eyes-
- I would lick your arm and pretend my tongue was attached by some gravitational force called lust.
- Try to shove random pieces of bread sticks down your shirt like your friends do at lunch hour.
5

You have a video camera, a statue, and twenty seconds. What do you do?
- Zoom in on the statue's crotch.
- Pose with said statue.
- Mount the statue in horseback rider fashion and pretend I'm a cowboy on the run from Hitler in space.
- Touch myself.
- Peek around the statue and see if it has any.. parts................................................................................................................................................................................ LIKE AN ARM.
6

You are now my boyfriend/girlfriend.
- -girly swoon-
- Ew. Flag minus the l.
- maulswithlove
- -touches self-
- What the 'ell, Aiden.

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The Only Random Quiz on Quibblo

If a flying bologna came to your window, what would you do?

Out of these, which ones seem most appealing?

What's your favourite breakfast cereal character.

If I were in my blankey fort, and I invited you in, what would you do?

You have a video camera, a statue, and twenty seconds. What do you do?

You are now my boyfriend/girlfriend.

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