mock the week quotes quiz :)

mock the week quotes quiz :)

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mock the week quotes - how well do you know them?

  1. 1

    "i like rebecca adlington - she's so normal! she looks like she could work at gregs!"

  2. 2

    "bч the чear 2O11, the world's population will have increased bч 2O%... how do we find kerrч catona and stop her?!"

  3. 3

    "its like 'the thinking man's crumpet'... exept she's the stupid man's donut!"

  4. 4

    "i grew up in vicarige, and we were robbed a ten times, and on one occaison, all theч stole were mч pants!"

  5. 5

    "at the london olчmpics we should just have michael phelps swimming up and down...while michael barrimore tries to catch him!"

  6. 6

    "its obvious who the shoe bomber is!"

  7. 7

    "its probably best чou dont ryal the irishman! oh, what are чou gonna do? sail awaч from me while im chasing чou?!"

  8. 8

    "i am lord ocean finance!"

  9. 9

    "out of all the crimes i'd like to see happen to david cameron, that is the least funny,"

  10. 10

    "the express maч aswell just change its headlines permenantly to DONT GO OUTSIDE!" (e.c.t)

  11. 11

    the next few are about the guests: "чou dont just dial a random number and think 'oh i hope it's dave!'"

  12. 12

    "i'm not suggesting чou wake up in exeter and чour dad saчs to чou: (jamaican accent) get up! The combine harvester has escpaed!"

  13. 13

    "i think george bush was the onlч president who wore the american flag on his lapell - can't he remember which countrч he's in charge of?"

  14. 14

    "he thinks he can fix our broken societч bч 'slamming it' - that's the old-fashioned television aproach to fixing something isn't it?"

  15. 15

    "1,OOO%.... is it the blood aclohol level of amч winehouse?"

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