Death by ?...

For Christmas, you decide to do something special for your little three-year-old sister. You...

• dress up as Santa and come down the chimney! Boy, will she be excited!
• buy her bath soaps. WAIT!!!! This has chemicals!

You go to the store with $20. You buy ..

Please select all that apply.

• a exotic meat, name unpronouncable.
• a lobster with a cage. You don't want it to hurt anybody!
• A PUBLIC STORE!!?
• hand sanitizer.