A collection of yo momma jokes. pick ur fave

Please select all that apply.

• Yo momma so old she babysat Yoda
• Yo momma so fat that when she wore red she looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog
• Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
• Yo momma so big that she sells shade in the desert
• Yo momma so stupid she went on a Subway diet and ate Jared
• Yo momma so fat that when she weighed herself the scale said," Hey thats my phone number!"
• Yo momma so old that she helped Moses part the Red Sea
• Yo momma so fat that when she played in a band she played her belly instead of a drum set
• Yo momma so hairy that she used her armpit hair as a violin
• None of these r funny
• I can think of more( comment please)