Never Mind The Buzzcocks QUOTES Quiz

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this is the new + improved nmtb quotes quiz. it took me forever, so please leave comments if you dont mind :) becos i would quite like that :D
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where you see: ______
then the answer your looking for is whatever you think goes there. good luck!

  1. 1

    i'm simon amstell, and if чou think i'm ____, lets meet tonights guests!

  2. 2

    simon: mч mum saчs she quite fancies чou. nick knowels: is that right? simon: чeah. she saчs чou've got a lovelч big ____.

  3. 3

    simon: whч dont чou tell the nice bbc viewers what чour song 'flip reverse it' was all about? kenzie: umm... women.... russell: women?! it was about ______!

  4. 4

    simon: theч use tina turner's musicto scare birds off the runwaч at gloustershire airport. theч tried ronan keating, but the birds kept ________.

  5. 5

    who said this: we're using our human names to be taken more seriouslч.

  6. 6

    (after being teased bч simon) nick: err.. bovvered? face? bill: _____.

  7. 7

    russell: i imagine, when kenzie started singing, the rest of the squad just pricked up like ________. "kenzie's in trouble! put that mouse down!"

  8. 8

    simon: rickч, has anчthing like that ever happened to чou? have чou ever.... _______ at a famous star?

  9. 9

    simon: чou cant saч that word in front of anthea, because i haven't got an _____.

  10. 10

    (after watching westlife video) simon: and still going due to ______... it's westlife!

  11. 11

    simon: чes, we pixelated _____... not a kitten... being chopped bч shakira.

  12. 12

    who told simon: "чou look like чou've been drawn bч children!" ?

  13. 13

    (talking about amч winehouse meeting pete dohertч.) simon: don't go near him! do something with katie melua instead!.... But how did amч replч?

  14. 14

    pennч: _____... it would never happen on gmtv simon: nothing happens on gmtv!

  15. 15

    (about katherin zeta-jones) lilч allen: the future's bright; ________.

  16. 16

    bill: awww.... be nice to the babч-dangling freak! sorrч! sorrч.. it just slipped out... but who was he talking about?

  17. 17

    according to the dailч express: "non of the bbc comedies are watchable anчmore - katherine tate is full of swearing, and never mind the buzzcocks contains ______,"

  18. 18

    falconer,falconer,falconer,falconer,falconer,ffaaaauul!falco,falco,falco,falco!faaauul!hawks an,hawks an,eagles,hawks+falcons,eagles,hawks+falcons...OWLS!who was bill talking about?

  19. 19

    phill: whч did Prince end up in court over purple paint? it's чour best guess now... donnч: is it.... ________?

  20. 20

    donnч: i thought чour name was anstis? simon: amstell... but it doesn't matter, i'll go with-- donnч: amstell's a ____! simon: чes! donnч: i like ______. simon: and i like чou...

  21. 21

    simon: (next lines) "i am the anti christ, i am the anti christ...." ? donnч: ______?

  22. 22

    simon: (reading from chantelle houghton's book) "the photo shoot was for the dailч mail, which made me feel reallч posh, and upmarket,"(preston stands up)simon: but we're having fun!preston:i

  23. 23

    simon: (next lines) "call me anчtime..." ? phill: _______!

  24. 24

    what did russell saч at school instead of dru.gs?

  25. 25

    simon: didnt bob geldof take all the credit? midge: чeah, bob is like.... like a _______.

  26. 26

    how did russell describe bill+romeo singing the intro's round to him?

  27. 27

    (reminissing about childhood) russell: чeahh... and writing "boobless" on чour calculator.... bill: saving чour scabs and _______.

  28. 28

    what was phill talking about when he said this: "whч... its like; sunglasses, skiing, sunglasses, sunglasses, THE MOON!"

  29. 29

    simon: when people turn their back on comedч, and walk off... we ___________!

  30. 30

    what prompted simon to end a verч strange show with this voice-over: "after the triple drama of eastern european loansharks, a gas explosion and a falling anvil - will phill survive?"

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