Star Trek Quizzy 1

Captain picard beams you onto the enterprise and asks if you want to become a member of the crew or live here untill we find a planet we can make a starbase at

• I wanna join the crew!
• I would like to live here but not join the crew, I'm not good at that stuff
• Never! Put me back on earth!

If you join the crew: Do you want to work in sick bay, engineering, or the bridge?

• Sick bay please
• I wanna go engineering!
• YES! I GET TO LIVE ON THE BRIDGE!!!
• I have not chosen to join this crew

Data takes you to your quarters. Use this menu to choose what is in the quarters.

Please select all that apply.

• A Holodeck!
• A table with a replicator
• I want the battle bridge to be moved to my quarters commander data please
• A smoothie machine! Data: You can use the replicator, and it can give you a smoothie. No need for a smoothie machine.
• I want a pet klingon Data: klingons do not like being used as pets.
• A transporter! I WANNA GO HOOOOOME
• Ick an android >:P I want you to leave
• An autograph of Spock!
• Other (Hey thats not an option you FOOL!)
• I am a member of the crew but everyone has quarters anyway

If you are in the Sick bay, You see someone that is bleeding so much you can't stop it. what do you do?

• Call 911 and hope they have space emergency helicopters
• Smash up a root that turns skin yellow and spread the insides on the wounds
• Smash them with a hammer so they're dead and picard forgets about him
• ask Dr. Crusher for help
• Use the HYPOSPRAY!!!! FUN!
• Cover them with bandaids
• turn them into a mummy with tissue paper
• I am not working in medical

If you are in engineering, Picard says you need to switch into warp factor 9. Geordi says to press the yellow button with the number 9. What do you do

• Press the button of course thanks geordi!!!
• randomly press buttons all over the place
• smash up the dilithium crystals
• get out a hammer and smash the annoying geordi with a hammer
• say you have a very small brain its mycroscopic and press the release antimatter button
• Ask picard why he is in such a hurry
• I do not work in engineering

If you are on the bridge, Picard says there are romulans attacking! Choose what you do first

• Hug the captain
• get depressed because romulans are attacking the enterprise
• Use the photon torpedos!!!
• Put up the shield and go to red alert
• Phasers on stun! I'm beaming over!
• Fleeeeee!
• I am not on the bridge, was I supposed to be I thought I work in medical
• I am not on the bridge, was I supposed to be I thought I work in engineering

Picard pulls off his mask and the rest of the crew does too! OH NO!!!! THEY'RE FAKES! ALIENS! WHAT DO YOU DO, THIS IS FOR ALL STATIONS!

• Say ZOMG and run In circles
• Run to the transporter and try to beam as much as the crew into deep space as possible
• lay in a course for the earth and pull out your phaser
• punch them!
• Ask what kind of aliens they are
• Check your pockets for a piece of candy and then go on with your work as if nothing had happened
• wonder why the meanies tricked you like this
• Start doing the chicken dance with your tounge sticking out like a weirdo