yo momma jokes....funny?

Please select all that apply.

• yo momma so fat she has her own area code
• yo momma so poor that when a lil boy asked if he cud use her bathroom she said shure pick a corner
• ur momma so stupid that when she saw a skool bus fulla white kids she yelld "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
• yo momma so skinny that when she turns sideways she dissapears
• yo momma so stupid that when she got locked up in a groccery store she starved to death
• yo momma so stuppid she tripped over a cordless phone
• yo momma so stupid that when yo daddy said "iss chilli outside" she said "ok" and ran inside and gotta spoon
• yo momma so stupid that when the judge said order in the court she said " a big mac and fries please"
• yo momma so stupid she called me to get my numba
• yo momma so fat that people jog around her for excersise
• yo momma so fat that when she jumped fo joy she got stuk
• yo momma so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals"
• yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirrior it crackd
• yo mommma so poor that her idea of picking out a house is going thru a pile of boxes
• yo momma so old that her birth certificate says expired
• yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "hey! thats my phone number!"
• yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "one at a time please"
• yo momma so fat that when she went swimming the whales started singing "we are family!!!"
• yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it just kept spinning
• yo momma so old that she has a signed copy of the bible
• yo momma so stupid that she thot joan of arc was noahs wife