Are You Cut Out To Be A Naturist?

There's a naturist swimming party advertised in the Social Events column of the local newspaper. What do you do?

• Ring the local council and your local state member and tell them that you'd wish such events didn't take place in your area.
• Wish that you could join in but do nothing to find out.
• Ring the venue and ask when it is, who they'll accept, and then drive down.
• Rush down to the pool with your brand new Pentax in the hope of catching some bare flesh for your spanking collection.