The Random Quiz Of Doom! Part 2: The Cookie's Revenge

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Quibblo.... Crested pigeon productions presents... The Random Quiz Of Doom 2: The Cookie's Revenge! Coming to a theatre near you soon!

Note: No cookies were harmed in the making of this quiz. A few humans maybe, but no cookies. Enjoy!

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    Greetings and welcome to this quiz. Sit back and enjoy the show! Please remember to turn off your mobiles before the movie starts. Enjoy!

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    The movie starts and the opening credits begin to roll... 'And I guess that's why they call it the blues!' can be heard in the background as hundreds of cookies rain from the sky... In slow motion!

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    The camera turns around slowly. As it turns to the right, humans can be seen screaming and fleeing a huge city as they are pelted on the head by the chocolate-chip cookies raining from above.

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    The music in the background slowly fades away and the scene of cookies raining down on humans slowly fades onto a black screen. A sreech can be heard in the background as the screen goes black.

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    The picture suddenly comes back on again and a giant cookie with a crown on its head can be seen sitting in a huge chair.

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    The camera moves down to reveal an army of cookies bowing down to their cookie god. The cookie god speaks (somehow)... "We shall..."

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    "...kill all the humans! Mwahahaha! And then we shall take over Earth and start our new empire in the name of me - the cookie god! Mwahahahaha!" All of the others cookies cheer and shout.

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    The cookie god raises his hand (he has a hand?) and all the other cookies grow silent. After a while of silence; all the cookies say "Hail the cookie god!" at once. The cookie god laughs evily.

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    The screen shifts to a scene of some humans in a city. This city has not yet been taken over by the evil cookie god. Suddenly, one of the humans cries out "tis Godzilla! Argh!" Oh wait, wrong movie.

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    The scene goes off for a minute and text comes up reading: WARNING: The next scene in this movie is very violent. It is advised that young children look away now or leave the theatre.

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    The movie comes back on to reveal thousands of screaming humans fleeing from the giant cookie god. One of the humans shouts out "noooooooooo!" just before the cookie god picks him up and eats him.

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    The scene shifts to the President of America. "Uh, umm... Hello... My name is Barrack Obama and I am here to let you know. Um... That the giant cookies are invading America... ROCK ON AMERICA!"

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    "Thank you for your reassuring words to your people Mr.President" says a girl walking on screen "and that was the news tonight!"

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    The scene goes back to the people in the city. "Isn't there anyone who can save us now?" shouts out some girl. Suddenly, Superman comes flying down next to the girl. "Yes, meeeeee!" he says.

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    "Wheeeeeeeeeee!" says Superman as he flies towards the cookie god. "Mwahaha! You can't defeat me!" says the cookie god. Superman hits into the cookie god and the cookie god explodes. "Oh yes I can"

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    "Superman, you have saved us from those horrible cookies! Thank you" says the girl. "...What's a cookie?" askes Superman. The end credits come on...

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    And so, we hope you have enjoyed your movie. And no, it wasn't a blockbuster so please don't ask. Anyway, good bye and take care! Don't forget to buy some cookies before you leave... Mehehehehe!

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