The Twilight Survey!

How many of the books have you read?

Please select all that apply.

• Twilight
• New Moon
• Eclipse
• Breaking Dawn
• The 12 chapters of Midnight Sun
• I hate Twilight

Book or Movie?

• Book
• Movie
• Like I said, I hate Twilight

What team?

• Edward
• Jacob
• Switzerland
• Other (me: What?)
• I don't care, 'cause I hate Twilight!

What would hurt more?

• Vampire venom
• Jane's power
• Being hugged to death by Emmett
• Go away, I hate Twilight!

Have you re-read any of the books?

• Yes
• No
• Why would I? I hate Twilight!

Did you cry when Edward left in New Moon?

• Oh, thanks! (starts crying again)
• Yes
• No
• Almost...
• Whatsyourproblemladyihatetwilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's the hottest guy?

• Edward
• Jacob
• Emmett
• Jasper
• Carlisle
• James
• Laurent
• I'm not attracted to guys.
• WTH?!?!?!?! I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's the hottest girl in Twilight?

• Bella
• Rosalie
• Alice
• Esme
• Victoria
• Jessica
• Angela
• I'm not attracted to girls.
• OMG WILL YOU STOP ASKING TWILIGHT QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!

How Twilight obsessed are you?

• COMPLETELY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
• Very
• Sort of
• Neutral
• I'm not
• I'm obsessed... w/ hating it! (me: that makes no sense at all)

If you hate Twilight so much why are you taking this survey?

Please select all that apply.

• That's a vey good question... (leaves)
• I don't hate it, that's against my new religion...Cullenism!
• Because I want people to know that not everyone likes Twilight!
• I don't hate it
• OMGIHATETWILIGHTSOMUCH!!!!!!!!!! (random profanities) (me: stage one: denial)

Which Cullen car do you want?

• Volvo S60-silver (Edward)
• BMW M3-red (Rosalie)
• Porsche 911 Turbo-yellow (Alice)
• Jeep Wrangler-red (Emmett)
• Buell (Jasper)
• Mercedes (unknown model)-black (Carlisle)
• None of them
• All of them!
• (Passed out from lack of oxygen from ranting about how much I hate Twilight)

That will be all. Have a nice day!

• Awww... I want more questions!
• Okay, bye!
• Finally!
• (Needs to be carried out on a stretcher [see answer to above question])