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I'm Trying To Understand The Logic Behind Random. I Got My Style, Then There's The Other Style That Gets Like 300,000 Hits..
I Want To Know What's Going On. So This Is My Attempt At Poser Random.
By The Way...Please Don't Take This Quiz Unless You Plan On Commenting.

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HOt ChiChilaa PAnCaCKs ForeVEr!!!!
- IZA LIKA DA MARIA BRUDAS!!!!!!
- GREEN BURRITOS!!!!!!!
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HAO OULD AURE YOOOOOOO???
- 983882347923419727391729487389482739493987918
- BLANKIES BE WARM IN FIRE!!!!
- YO YO YO YO YO YO JONAS BRADUS INNA DA HOUSE YOU!!!
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DI YOU DO IT???
- wAHT?/ WHAT?/ DID WAHT?? IDK WHAT???
- Putrid revolver glass bugandas!!!
- Omg....please shut that hell up......
4

Blueberry cake icing is the best!!
- What? No!! I'm diabetic you insentivive jerk!!
- Then I love it and we shall join forces to destroy the world!! Muahahahah
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DO YOU LOVE MY RANDOMNESS?!?!?!
- I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT LIKE I HATE RANDOM!!!!
- wHERE Am i????
- Where are you?/? Hit me up on my cell zo I cna cal 911!!!
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What Colr=or is Goooooooooodd!!! Wait Not Good....God...
- Tinged with a lil orange mustard and mua.. ze pairfect combinazion...
- If I told you that, i'd have to fight you to the life....
- Dont be asking people what color I am you lil stupid punk!!!!
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Wats the bestesest job??
- I want to a corporate zombie cowboy...or girl... im also a transvestite....
- illegal reproduction on farms and oversight of goverment...
- Since when do blueberries come from cows?!?!
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AHHHHHHH ahem... So Anyway, What Do You Think About That Random?
- Meh...You're Scaring Me...Go Back To Your Style. That One Kicks Stupid Random's You Know What.
- bUGGA JELLO CORD PURPLE MONKEY HAZER BLOGS!! I LIKE DIS ONE!! DO IT!! RESPECT tHE POUCH!!!
- Mmmmmm.... I Haven't Decided Yet...Show A Bit Of Your Random Style....
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Okay, Then... This Is My Style... Who Would Win In An All Out Brawl?
- Demon Hunter Who Is A Werewolf
- Werewolf Hunter Who Is A Vampire
- Vampire Hunter Who Is A Zombie
- Zombie Hunter Who Is A Demon
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Would You Rather...
- Be Trapped In A French Cafe In The Middle Of Zimbabwe With An A Glade Air Freshner Can On Which Label Has The Worst Absurdities And Insults Possible In The Zimbabwe Language And In One Instant You Realize The French Waiter Took The Can And Started Reading Them Over The Intercom.
- Have A Survival Handbook While In Your Grandmothers House And Even Thought Just Last Week You Realized That Her Fetish With Death Seemed To Pass After She Went Out With Some Dude Named Edward Cullens, She Now Has Pointy Teeth And Glitters So Much That You Swear To God She Fell Into A Box Of Glitter.
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How Would You Rather Die...
- Wearing An Orange Belt That Sends The Nation Into A Frenzy Believing That You Were A Goverment Official And We Are Now Under Nuclear Threat And Just To Stay Ahead Of The Game We Nuke The Entire Planet.
- Fall Into A Vat Of Golden Purified Sand Which Bonds With Your Cells And Solidifies You To The Point Where You Are Melted Down And Turned Into A Girl With Herpes Plaything.
- Boarding An Airplane, You Sit Next To A Baby With A Rattle...Just As It Takes Off It Gets Shot Down By A Potatoe Gun And It Shatters The Baby's Skull Open Sending Shards Into Your Eyes At Which Point You Panic And Accidently Hit The Mother Who Stabs You To Death With The Rattle.
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Which Power Is Better?
- To Create Healthy Nutritious Food That Keeps You Fit And Lean.
- Control A Small Army Of Talking Erasers To "Rub Out" Your Enemies.
- Tell Your Siblings What To Do And Actually Have Them Do It.
- Be Able To Litterally Pull Out Your Heart And Give It To Your Loved One.
13

I'm I The Only Person That Hates Zwinkey Pop Ups And The Stupid "Say Something" Smileys?
- "Omg..Dude, I Hate Those Things So Much!!"
- "Meh..It's Not Really That Annoying."
- "What? I Really Like Those Things....."
- "In An Alternate Universe...I'm Not Taking This Quiz....sigh..."
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Would You Rather...
- Have A Wooden Box Built Around You And You Are Left There For Three Days Stuck With Your Naked Pervy Father Who Is Bent On Getting Laid No Matter What The Cost And Has A Fetish For Coats Made Of Human Skin.
- Die And Go To Heaven Only To Realize That It Was Hell But For Some Reason It Just Fits You And Be Pals With Satan
- Join A Club That Is Absolutely Against Clubs, Realizing The Paradox And All The Members Have A Huge Slaughter, Killing Eachother Which Ends In A Orgy Of Blood And Intenstinal Fluids.
- Drink A Water Bottle That Impregnates You (Guys And Girls). Then The Baby Bursts Out Of You Through Your Nipple And Goes On A Massive, "Free The Slaves, Join The Gays." Campaign That Ends In Your Assassination.
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Who Wins In An All Out Brawl?
- A Torso With Only A Head And No Limbs (But Kickazz Sunglasses)
- A Newborn Baby With A Razor Blade And Shotgun
- A Monk Who Has Sworn Against Violence
- A Person Coked Up On All Of The Latest Sleeping Pills
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Okay, There... That Was A Little Bit Of My Style. Again, Which Style Do You Think Is Better?
- "Dude!! I Keep Telling You!! You're Style Kicks Azz And The Other Is Nothing!! Keep Making Your Quizzes!!"
- "You Are A Stupid Stupid And the Other RandOm IS MY COla Product."
- "I Think That I Hate Both Of Them.....Yea..."
- "I Kinda Like The Two Styles..."
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For Those Who Liked My Style, Send Me A Friend Request And I'll Do My Best To Entertain You. For Those Who Didn't Like Either, Much Respect. And For Those Who Liked The Other Style, I Hate You.
- "Sweet. Im Gonna Send You A Request Right Now. You Better Make These Things Better! Bye!"
- "Allright, Well, It Was Okay. I Didn't Like This Quiz All That Much But Don't Take It Badly. Lates."
- "NOOOO. YOu're SOOO stoopid!!!! Just Cuz You THink THat Youre Better!!!! PUnk!! Don't Talk To Me!!"
- "I Didn't Like Either Because These Things Are Just Plain Stupid And I Don't See How Anyone Can Like Them."

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Stupid Azz Phuking Random

HOt ChiChilaa PAnCaCKs ForeVEr!!!!

HAO OULD AURE YOOOOOOO???

DI YOU DO IT???

Blueberry cake icing is the best!!

DO YOU LOVE MY RANDOMNESS?!?!?!

What Colr=or is Goooooooooodd!!! Wait Not Good....God...

Wats the bestesest job??

AHHHHHHH ahem... So Anyway, What Do You Think About That Random?

Okay, Then... This Is My Style... Who Would Win In An All Out Brawl?

Would You Rather...

How Would You Rather Die...

Which Power Is Better?

I'm I The Only Person That Hates Zwinkey Pop Ups And The Stupid "Say Something" Smileys?

Would You Rather...

Who Wins In An All Out Brawl?

Okay, There... That Was A Little Bit Of My Style. Again, Which Style Do You Think Is Better?

For Those Who Liked My Style, Send Me A Friend Request And I'll Do My Best To Entertain You. For Those Who Didn't Like Either, Much Respect. And For Those Who Liked The Other Style, I Hate You.

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