TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 13!!!

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hey guys! sorry if i annoyed u by this quiz, i just woke up like an hr ago. my mom is in da hospital 4 her messed up and purple finger(sorry if i grossed u out or if u were eatin when i told u this). yeah well anyways, 2morrow is mother's day, so get a good present 4 ur mom. just saying. hope u like my quiz! NO RUDE OR MEAN COMMENTS!

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1 week later
- jacob- if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i 2gether. macy- if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put F and U 2gether!
- jasper-starin at kevin kevin- what r u looking at? jasper- that's what i would like 2 know!
- nick-ok i must create a radioactive thing 2 get us outta here but how? joe- just do what gilligan does on gilligan's island!
- emmett-so live ur life, oh ay, cause im a paper chaser just living my life!
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WE MUST GET OUTTA HERE!
- kevin- hey edward, ur mirror broke! edward- ugh! u looked at it, didnt u?
- bella- reading us weekly omg they r making octomom:THE MUSICAL?!? alice- what a money hungry freak!
- macy- PLZ JOE PLZ!! joe- NO NOW GET AWAY!!! runs away
- jacob- bubble gum, bazooka zooka bubble gum, some gum!
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WAIT..I HEAR SOMETHING!
- edward- is it ur heart wanting me, baby? bella-EDWARD! whacks him
- emmett- yo mama is so fat that ur dad thought she was a spaceship! jacob- omg that is so freakin lame! yo mama is so fat that she uses a matress as a tampon! ha! beat that!
- macy-AWW COME ON, JOE! 1 LIL MAKEOUT SESSION WONT HURT! joe- YES IT WILL, IT'LL HURT MY DIGNITY!
- rosalie- halloween is over, u can take ur mask off! jasper- what mask? rosalie- u mean that scary, gross thing is ur face??
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AHH...ITS LINDSAY LOHAN AND HER LESBO LOVER, SAM!!!
- jacob- AHH! I MEAN GRR...I MEAN...MOMMY!!! runs away
- edward- oh not another disney lohan!
- alice- and 2 believe, i used 2 worship this girl!
- emmett- that is just so sad!
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lindsay- hey screwovers, what r u guys doing here on "drunk loser island"?
- nick- AHH...it speaks!
- macy- AHH! JOE HOLD ME! jumps into his arms joe- HECK NO! he drops her on da sand
- bella- oh u guys must own this place!
- rosalie- that would explain why the sand on the ground is crack and cocaine! emmett- sniffing it it aint sand??
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sam- we own this place! now u screw offs, get out!
- jacob- NOT UNTIL WE CALL SOMEONE 2 PICK US UP!
- making out w/ nick
- emmett- WAHH! U HURT MY FEELINGS! runs away w/ there wallets
- alice- i will see da future 4 u....lindsay will b a drunk lesbo w/ aids livin w/ 10 other hookers in downtown brooklyn and sam...she will b filthy stinkin rich! sam- YAY MWAHAHA! LINDSAY I DONT NEED U ANYMORE! lindsay- HEY COME BACK!
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lindsay- U GUYS R MEAN!
- rosalie- well at least i aint ugly like someone over here!
- edward- what did i do, girl??
- making out w/ jacob
- jasper- tries 2 calm down lindsay i got nothin
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UGH WE NEED 2 GET OFF THIS DANG ISLAND!
- emmett- i know, my manicure appointment was 2day!
- joe- i know, our show premieres 2day! macy- i know and IM IN IT!
- bella- i know, i was supposed 2 go and marry edward and have a kid named renesme! edward- DANG HOW DID U KNOW THAT?? bella- alice told me!
- kevin- OK ENOUGH WITH THE I KNOWS OR ELSE DA ONLY THING U GUYS WILL KNOW WILL B DEATH!
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lindsay-chewing gum while talking i got a cell
- jacob- OMG I NEED 2 USE IT! lindsay-H NO! DO I KNOW U?? jacob- yeah well gets all big headed im jacob black. lindsay- and how does that matter? jacob- HELLO IM FROM TWLIGHT! MAYBE IF U DIDNT DRINK AND SNORT SO MUCH, U WOULD KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
- macy- PLZ JOE! I WONT TELL ANYONE! joe-YEAH RIGHT! U WILL TELL ALL UR PREPPY FRIENDS AT HOME!
- nick-me so sad! edward- why? nick- cause...allison got kicked off american idol last week! edward- OMG! SHE WAS MY FAVORITE! NO!! cries on knees
- alice- GIVE IT 2 ME!
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lindsay- NO! UNLESS....
- nick- UNLESS WHAT????
- jasper- WHAT WHAT WHAT, WOMAN???
- emmett- OH GREAT, WAT DOES LIL MISS 'LAST SEASON PRADA WEARING CRACKWHORE' WANT NOW!! rosalie- JEEZ, BABY U OK? emmett- NO! THANKS 2 HER, SHE RUINED MY MASCARA!
- bella- let me see drugs? s*x? beers? her 15 minutes of fame back? now what would a washed out drug addict actress want da most? i wonder! says sarcastically
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lindsay- UNLESS....U ALL DRINK AND SNORT W/ ME!!
- jonas brothers-HELL NO!
- edward- i knew this day would come!
- macy-already snortin and drinkin hahahaha! what?? everyone backs away
- bella- i dont feel like it 2day
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OK FINE! drowns lindsay in ocean
- nick and joe- already high and drunk joe- GOD, TAYLOR WAS A HO! HAHA! nick- YEAH AND SO WERE SELENA AND MILEY! i only wa swith them 4 those naked shower pics! joe- HAHA! SCORE! kevin- I LIKE UNICORNS! nick n joe stare back at him
- jacob-yo momma is so ugly that they arrested her 4 mooning! edward- ENOUGH W/ THESE YO MAMA JOKES OR ELSE I WILL DO SOMETHIN 2 YO MAMA! jacob- OH DONT U DARE TALK ABOUT MY MAMA! AT LEAST I HAVE 1! UR REAL MOM MUST B WORKIN DA STREETS RIGHT NOW!
- emmett-playing hello kitty guitar im stuck on an island w/ a crack addict, a boyband, a werewolf, vampires, humans and some obssessed jonas fan...yay me! says sarcastically
- rosalie- checks her self out in mirror dont i look gorgeous! jasper- i'm suprised the mirror hasnt broke yet!
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lindsay's cell phone rings OH SOMEONE'S CALLING! WE HAVE RECEPTION! YAY!
- edward- OOGA OOGA OOGA!
- macy- PLZ JOE! IM ALREADY HAVING A JOEBROGASM! joe- wtf?? GIRL, U SICK!
- making out w/ nick!
- alice- YES YES YES!!! does happy vampire dance
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OMFG OPRAH'S CALLING!!
- bella- WELL ANSWER IT, GIRL!
- u- ANSWER IT NOW!!!!
- making out w/ edward
- jacob- who said, who said i cant b superman? i say say that i know i can! jasper- god, u sicken me! nobody's perfect, i gotta work it! again and again til i get it right puts on hannah wig and costume and everyone screams in horror
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HELLO? OH HEY OPRAH, WAZ UP, GIRL??
- bella- and this is why i live w/ vampires and NOT humans!
- nick- YEAH! IM A GANSTA YO! wears 50 cent get up kevin- yeah right and im k-fed!
- rosalie-OH OH I WANNA TALK 2 HER! SHE MY HOME GIRL!
- emmett- I GOTTA GET MY HEAD IN DA GAME! GOTTA GET MY HEAD IN DA GAME!
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ok bye! hangs up phone OPRAH WANTS 2 INTERVIEW US ON HER SHOW 2DAY!
- jacob-OMFG MY DREAM COME TRUE! happy dances and giggles like lil school girl
- macy- YAY! I CAN FINALLY PROFESS MY LOVE 4 JOE ON NATIONAL TV! YAY! joe- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs into palm tree
- nick- drinks coconut smoothie mmm..where did u get this? edward- um...OH LOOK JESSICA SIMPSON! jessica- is this fish from the sea or chicken by the sea?
- emmett- YAY YAY YAY! I HOPE JENNIFER ANISTON IS THERE! SHE CAN GIVE ME SOME STYLING TIPS!
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jasper- BUT HOW WILL WE GO IF WE R ON "drunk loser" island?!?
- me- hmm...i got nothin...MACY GO AWAY! GRR! attacks her
- kevin- hey u dented my fro! emmett- what? i was tryin 2 condition it since the roots r very dry! kevin- no they arent! emmett- oh yes they r! kevin-NO THERE NOT! emmett- DONT U ARGUE W/ ME OR ELSE U WONT GET UR SUPER MARIO VIDEOGAME BACK! kevin-NO!! MY GRANDMA GAVE ME THAT!
- alice- what r u doin? bella- being emo! cuts wrist
- nick- edward, how do i get hair like urs? edward- dude, THIS IS AN ORIGINAL! WHICH MAKES ME ORIGINAL WHICH MEANS...I OWN IT, HONEY!
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we will wait 10 minutes! 2 hrs later
- edward- my loneliness is killing me! bella- but baby im here! edward- not u! bella- then who??? edward- um...grabs her and starts making out w/ her
- alice- u know what? jasper WE R OVER! throws rubber duckie at his face
- jacob- watches gossip girl on ipod kevin- what the heck r u doing? jacob- go back 2 him, serena! go back!
- nick- god, i am so bored! u- can i make u UNBORED? nick- sure, baby! ur about 2 kiss him nick- what r u doin? u- i thought u wanted 2 make out w/ me? nick- no i was talkin about giving emmett and jacob wedgies!
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AHH!!!!!
- kevin- oh god seriously, lay off da sugar!
- macy- WHAT JOE WANTS ME?? joe- WHAT?? me- uh no honey!
- emmett- MY SHOES R OUTTA SEASON???
- alice- im destined 2 b single all my life?!?
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JAMES, LAURENT AND VICTORIA R HERE!
- jacob- AHH! NO! runs away cryin and scared 2 death
- joe- oh god! this is even worse than my froggyman dream!
- jasper- I WILL SAVE U...OOH A SNAIL!
- bella- not again! edward save me! edward- too busy makin out w/ u
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james- HAHA! HI SUCKERS! HAHA U GET IT??
- edward- that has 2 got 2 b the most lametastic joke ever!
- macy- PLZ JOE PLZ! joe- GOD, GIRL! CANT U JUST GO HOME AND BUG SOMEONE THERE?!?
- making out w/ nick
- kevin- I WILL GO CRAZY KARATE KID ON YA IF U DONT LEAVE!!
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laurent- we came here 2 drink some flesh's blood! stares at macy
- macy- what??? IF THIS IS ABOUT TAKING JOE'S BOXERS, I SWEAR THEY R 4 GOOD PURPOSES! joe- GOD, UR EVEN WORSE THAN OUR FANS THEMSELVES! if only big rob was here!
- nick-hehe she gonna be eaten!
- rosalie-BACK AWAY FROM THE GIRL OR ELSE I WILL PAINT NAIL POLISH ON U!
- alice- EEPER FLEEPER GOOBER!
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laurent- my ur one delicious thing! walks around macy
- macy- man, i knew my good looks will ruin me!
- joe- FINALLY! SOMEONE ISNT TELLING ME IM HOT!! lil cave island girls- OOH HOTTIE ALERT! I REPEAT HOTTIE ALERT! joe -OH NO! runs away from girls
- james- yeah i know! i need 2 eat dinner b4 dr. phil comes on!
- edward- GRR!!!
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james- WE WILL EAT MACY!
- everyone- OK! everyone walks away macy- HEY DONT U GUYS CARE ABOUT ME?? starts crying
- jacob- NO! I MEAN YAY..I MEAN...NO U WILL NOT EAT HER! turns into werewolf
- emmett- u gotta wash these roots every week or else they will get damaged! victoria- HEY! I DONT HAVE ROOTS! I JUST BEEN IN THE SUN 2 MUCH!
- making out w/ nick
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- yeah duh!
- sorry but no!
- bella- how did we get here? i used 2 know u so well!
- jasper- im alone now! cries u- aww jasper...DATE ME!

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TWILIGHT JOBRO SLEEPOVER 13!!!

1 week later

WE MUST GET OUTTA HERE!

WAIT..I HEAR SOMETHING!

AHH...ITS LINDSAY LOHAN AND HER LESBO LOVER, SAM!!!

lindsay- hey screwovers, what r u guys doing here on "drunk loser island"?

sam- we own this place! now u screw offs, get out!

lindsay- U GUYS R MEAN!

UGH WE NEED 2 GET OFF THIS DANG ISLAND!

lindsay-chewing gum while talking i got a cell

lindsay- NO! UNLESS....

lindsay- UNLESS....U ALL DRINK AND SNORT W/ ME!!

OK FINE! drowns lindsay in ocean

lindsay's cell phone rings OH SOMEONE'S CALLING! WE HAVE RECEPTION! YAY!

OMFG OPRAH'S CALLING!!

HELLO? OH HEY OPRAH, WAZ UP, GIRL??

ok bye! hangs up phone OPRAH WANTS 2 INTERVIEW US ON HER SHOW 2DAY!

jasper- BUT HOW WILL WE GO IF WE R ON "drunk loser" island?!?

we will wait 10 minutes! 2 hrs later

AHH!!!!!

JAMES, LAURENT AND VICTORIA R HERE!

james- HAHA! HI SUCKERS! HAHA U GET IT??

laurent- we came here 2 drink some flesh's blood! stares at macy

laurent- my ur one delicious thing! walks around macy

james- WE WILL EAT MACY!

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