funny things

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• ok like ther was a preist a minester and a plain guy playing poker and ther using money and like ther not allowed to play poker so a police catches them and brings them to court. the judge asks the priest"wer u gambling" the priest wispers"oh god plz forgive me!!!!"then he tells the judge"no sur i did not" so he asks the minaster"did u gamble?" he says the same thing as the priest"no sur i did not" then he asks the guy"did u gamble?" and so he says "with whom?"
• this guy was playing poker with tarot cards... he got a full house but 4 ppl died
• ok some nuns had to go to the mall and give away $50 nd so sister anne saw a begger across the street and gave him the $50 and said"sister anne,godspeed my good man" the nxt day he came to the church and asked for sister anne and they wouldnt let him so he gave them a message saying"give her this $100 and say godspeed came in 2 and the 3rd race"
• ok so this guy was playing poker and he lost $50 then he had a heart attack and died so then his friend went to his house and told his wife he lost $50 dollers so she said but she didnt kno he died so she said"#%^$ tell him to drop dead!!" and so bill said ok ill tell em

did u think some wer funny?

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• noo