Which Chuck Norris Jokes Are Funny (I MADE 'EM ALL UP)

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• Chuck Norris can fossilize a human bone in his stomach.
• Chuck Norris has made over 15 million women regular spe.rm doners.
• Chuck Norris re-populated Europe in 15 minutes
• If you search "Chuck Norris Is Gay" on Google, the first link will say "LOOK BEHIND YOU!". You will then wake from a 5 year coma remembering nothing but an angry, bearded face, and a foot swinging towards you.
• Chuck Norris walked into a bar with Mr.T and the bar exploded. NOTHING can hold that much awesomeness.
• Observing ruins of the Titanic, an iceburg didn't really sink the Titanic. Chuck Norris was angry, so he punched a hole in the thing nearest to him. The iceburg only left a small dent.
• Studies show that Chuck Norris may not be what everyone thinks he is. Too bad Chuck Norris killed those studies and the dumbbutts who started them.
• When Chuck Norris is angry, he just destroys everything in sight.
• I should keep making Chuck Norris facts. Check if yes.