Which funny saying do you like better? (you can pick more then one)

Please select all that apply.

• "You have the right to remean silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used againest you."
• If Hannh Montana jumped off a building, a fan would scream "Nooo!!!!" But a real fan you scream "die betch die"
• Love begings with a smile, then a kiss, and ends with a tear
• Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.
• In a garden a boyfriend is like a rose, a friend is like a tulip, but a best friend is the annoying weed that is always there.
• What are besties? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
• True friends are hard to find harder to leave, and inpossible to forget.
• Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
• BFF is a promise, not a lable
• My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
• A friend is a like a four leaf clover hard to find but very licky to keep until someone hurts them and you beet the crap out of them. Then there even luckier!
• live and let die
• keep moving fowerd (( I don't care if I miss spelled it ))
• I do my own stunts
• I'm not as dumb as I look.
• I'm the person your mother warned you about.