Chuck Norris Facts.

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    Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him a promising Rookie

  2. 2

    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

  3. 3

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

  4. 4

    Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

  5. 5

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

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    Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ticked off. it was called : Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

  8. 8

    chuck norris puts the "laughter" into manslaughter.

  9. 9

    Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

  10. 10

    Whoever said only the good die young was probably in Chuck Norris' kindergarten class.

  11. 11

    when the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris

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    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

  13. 13

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  14. 14

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

  15. 15

    Chuck Norris has won a staring contest with Medusa.

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, and a green #7 UNO card.

  17. 17

    If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.

  18. 18

    When you say no ones perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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