Pickup lines!!!!!!! Pick ur fave!!!!!

Please select all that apply.

• Why don't u just sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
• The word of my day is legs. Why don't u come over my house and spread the word?
• Alright lets play Titanic. I say "Iceberg" and u go down
• Do u work at Subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong
• Hold on u got something on ur chest. My eyes
• Do u work at UPS cuz i swear i thought i saw u checkin out my package?
• Girl ur parents must be assholes cuz ur the shit
• I'd love to play on ur laptop
• I was hoping u wouldn't block my pop-ups
• Do u wanna check out my hard-drive? it's got alot of ram and it is not floppy
• U turn my softwear into hardwear
• Do u work at McDonalds cuz u gave me a Big Mac
• I lost my bed can i sleep in urs?
• None of these r funny (Me: Wtf is wrong wit u???? These r funny material!!!!)