The stupidest survival quiz: Prision Escape :D (somewhat a colab with cpucpu...?)

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Guess what its time for another of these meaningless stupid *** quizzes! Yay! Ok, you already know this but I'll say it again for the slow ones: This quiz is just for fun, the whole right answer/wrong answer thing in the end doesnt matter. Also I dont care if you die or anything, you get revived no matter what so if you change the answers to live the whole quiz... then whats the point in taking it?
--- >:D Quigginz

1

ZZzzzzzzzzz....
- ..... Are you asleep?!
- YYyyyyyyyy 8D
- Uh... hello?
2

Oh thats right Im supposed to be starting the prision escape thing (yawns). Well lessee you woke up in a prision after getting wacked in the head isnt that right?
- Yes
- ......
- Uhh... (didnt take the last quiz)
3

You look around in your cell odviously the door is locked and the windows are barred. You have nothing with you exept a fugly itchy prision uniform. Now what...
- D': Cry deeply because Im in prision. Prision is a bad bad baaaadddddd place to be in
- I feel bad@$s >:D
- I'd sit on my cold lumpy crappy prision bed thing and think
4

Whatever it was you were doing you notice a sound coming from the corner of the room. You aproach the sound to find that a little piece of paper is being slipped through a hole in the wall
- D: OMG PAPER!!!
- Ok
- LOLZ!!! ITS QUESTION 4!!
5

You take it and look inside. Its a piece of calendar with September 23 circled. Hmm how strange I wonder why....
- Because.... September 23 is... so cool?
- ... Its because its your birthday isnt it D:
- Its probably a code....
6

By the way, yes it was because its my birth date. Anyways you turn the paper over and you see a small poorely drawn map. Following it you find a button on the side of the sink... You.......?
- Press the $h!7 out of the button
- Ponder whether I should hit the button
- Dance and sing "Back in Black" >:D
7

Checkpoint (wow this one's really late into the quiz)
- If you pressed it the sink turned into a Transformer and killed you. Yeewww DIED
- If you sat there and pondered then you were shot by that SAME bear from the last few quizzes >:D Muehehehe. Youre dead
- If you danced and sang then the button melted into the floor and opened a stair case leading into the ground. You might not be the best singer but hey you lived
8

Odviously you go down the stairs. At the bottom you see a figure covered in rats.... OMG ITS MASTERCHIEF!!!! D: If you save him he might help you
- MASTERCHIEF!!! D: (Gets out a shot gun and destroys the rats)
- Hmmmm I dont trust surgically enhanced super spartans
- Whos Masterchief D:
9

Checkpoint
- If you helped Masterchief, he was so glad to not be feasted on by rats anymore that he gave you and all powerful skull key. You didnt die AND you met Masterchief :D Double win
- The rats got bored of him and attacked you instead. You died of getting... uh... mauled by rats (pfff lolz how silly)
- You die the same way as the ballz face that didnt help Masterchief. Sorry but you died in the stupidest way I can think of at the moment
10

You and Masterchief chook hands and parted ways. You made your way through the tunnel and reached a big gray door. Like most doors in this game its locked. Aw ballz
- Nooooo D:
- I could just open it with the key I just got
- ...(opens it with the key)
11

You find youself in the woods again. Remember? From the first quiz?
- Ooooh thats riiiight! Isnt that where I technically started?
- Yeap
- Ok then
12

While youre abmiring the general scenery someone throws a net over you and wacks you in the head again.
- $h!7 NOT AGAAAAIN!!!!!
- D:
- D8 HUUUUHHHH!!!!!
13

(Yes Im doing this again XD) You wake up in... MY AUNT'S HOUSE!!!
- WTF?!!!
- ... Your.... AUNTS HOUSE?!?!?
- So your aunt was behind all of this!!
14

>:D Yesssssss
- D:
- ... ok... OK fine!!!
- :D This one was funny

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The stupidest survival quiz: Prision Escape :D (somewhat a colab with cpucpu...?)

ZZzzzzzzzzz....

Oh thats right Im supposed to be starting the prision escape thing (yawns). Well lessee you woke up in a prision after getting wacked in the head isnt that right?

You look around in your cell odviously the door is locked and the windows are barred. You have nothing with you exept a fugly itchy prision uniform. Now what...

Whatever it was you were doing you notice a sound coming from the corner of the room. You aproach the sound to find that a little piece of paper is being slipped through a hole in the wall

You take it and look inside. Its a piece of calendar with September 23 circled. Hmm how strange I wonder why....

By the way, yes it was because its my birth date. Anyways you turn the paper over and you see a small poorely drawn map. Following it you find a button on the side of the sink... You.......?

Checkpoint (wow this one's really late into the quiz)

Odviously you go down the stairs. At the bottom you see a figure covered in rats.... OMG ITS MASTERCHIEF!!!! D: If you save him he might help you

Checkpoint

You and Masterchief chook hands and parted ways. You made your way through the tunnel and reached a big gray door. Like most doors in this game its locked. Aw ballz

You find youself in the woods again. Remember? From the first quiz?

While youre abmiring the general scenery someone throws a net over you and wacks you in the head again.

(Yes Im doing this again XD) You wake up in... MY AUNT'S HOUSE!!!

>:D Yesssssss

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