You are a strawberry lollipop.....(I promise, no horrible tricks this time)

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By the power invested in me by the Universal Magic Commission, I will now transform you into a strawberry flavoured lollipop. Its up to you to answer the questions and see whose hands you fall into. Oooh, how erotic! You naughty boy.

1

How do you feel about homosexuals?
- I got no problem with gays.
- Gay people are cool.
- I don't really care about gay people.
- I hate gay people.
2

Which of these colours do you prefer?
- Pink
- Purple
- Rainbow
- Brown
3

Who would you rather have a threesome with?
- Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz
- Elton John and Sir Ian Mckellen
- Jay Leno and David Letterman
- Donald Trump and Oprah Winfrey
4

Which one is your favourite fruit?
- Banana
- Tomato
- Cherry
- Purple Grapes
5

Which of these films released in 1997 is your favourite?
- Titanic
- The Lost World: Jurassic Park
- Men In Black
- Liar Liar
6

How long can you hold your breath for?
- Between 0 and 20 seconds
- Between 20 and 40 seconds
- Between 40 and 60 seconds
- Longer than 1 minute
7

Do you poo at least twice a day?
- Of course, that is the healthy thing to do.
- No but I squeeze one out before the day is done.
- I'm lucky to do once a week.
- This is none of anybodies business but my dietician!
8

Who, of the following, do you think deserves the Best Male Actor in a Leading Role at the 2017 Academy Awards?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger for his role as Corporal Max Punishment in the film "Corporal Punishment".
- Tom Hanks for his role as Pope John Paul II in the film "A Pope In Africa".
- Josh Holloway for his role as Nirvana frontman Kirk Cobain in the biopic "Close to the Sun".
- Or George Clooney for his role as Atticus Finch in the remake of 1962's "To Kill a Mockingbird".
9

"!!!NEWS ALERT!!!" This just in, a man was killed just moments ago when he was hit by falling droplets of water which were seen to penetrate his body like bullets fired from a gun. Why?
- He had week flesh. After yers of torture by mobsters as well as nutritional neglect, the slightest touch would tear the flesh from his bones.
- He must have had the ebola virus.
- He must have been gay and had AIDS. Thats how God kills the gays.
- He was Jesus Christ. Jesus, being able to walk on water was not able to drink water ever since he began performing miracles because to his body water was basically a solid. After returning to Earth for a world tour Jesus Christ , from years of avoiding the rain, decided to finally take his chances. The end result, his death. The raindrops hit him so hard that he died from their impact.
10

Mel Gibson is
- A genius!
- Fantastic!
- One awesome guy, let me tell you.
- A complete racist. A jerk. Insane. A loser.

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You are a strawberry lollipop.....(I promise, no horrible tricks this time)

How do you feel about homosexuals?

Which of these colours do you prefer?

Who would you rather have a threesome with?

Which one is your favourite fruit?

Which of these films released in 1997 is your favourite?

How long can you hold your breath for?

Do you poo at least twice a day?

Who, of the following, do you think deserves the Best Male Actor in a Leading Role at the 2017 Academy Awards?

"!!!NEWS ALERT!!!" This just in, a man was killed just moments ago when he was hit by falling droplets of water which were seen to penetrate his body like bullets fired from a gun. Why?

Mel Gibson is

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