FUN THINGS TO DO IN WAL-MART!!!! (Not my original ideas, found this online.)

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• Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him or her that there is "a code 3 in Housekeeping" and watch what happens.
• Turn all the radios to a Polka station, with the volume up all the way.
• Challenge other customers to a bubble-wrap duel.
• Put M&M's on layaway.
• Move a "CAUTION WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
• Set up a tent in camping department, tell shoppers you'll let them in if they bring pillows.
• When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
• Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
• Take up an entire aisle in the Toys department setting up a full scale battlefield of G.I. Joes and X-Men.
• While handling guns in the Hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
• Switch the signs on the men's and women's bathroom.
• Dart around suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
• Put a "Valet Parking" sign up front.
• Hide in the clothing rack. When someone comes to browse, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
• When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! NO! IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!"
• Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell the person you don't get out much and ask him/her to put one of those little umbrellas in there.
• Go into the fitting room, sit there for a while, then yell really loudly: "HEY! WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
• Run up to a random lady, hug her tightly and yell "MOMMY! I FOUND YOU MOMMY!" then look at her face, look angry and go "YOU AREN'T MOMMY! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY MOMMY!" Then run around the store screaming "MOMMY! MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!"